sabnatika jokes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CommercialsAreLame Minecraft SMP

advertising, brainwashed, brand loyalty., commercials, CommercialsAreLame, consumer behavior, consumer psychology, consumerism, digital advertising, generation z, marketing tactics, Media influence, media saturation, Minecraft, persuasive messaging, Product Placement, Propaganda, smp, social conditioning, subconscious influence, targeted marketing, youth culture, zoomers

Are you tired of being brainwashed by commercials like those silly zoomers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all commercials! That’s right, no more mind control through ads telling you what to buy or how to think.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you may just have the chance to challenge him to a chicken dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only thing brainwashing you will be the sheer fun and chaos that awaits!

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New Server IP
CraftyCreeper69

annoying coworker, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, coworker insecurities, CraftyCreeper69, dealing with annoying coworkers, handling difficult coworkers, Inappropriate Behavior, low sex drive, office etiquette, office gossip, professional behavior, superiority complex, toxic coworkers, work relationships, work-life balance, workplace boundaries, workplace dynamics, workplace professionalism, workplace stress

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying coworkers like M30 and their never-ending stories about their lackluster sex life! Join us for a world where eating pussy is not only encouraged, but celebrated with fireworks and parades.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures that even M30’s inflated ego couldn’t compete with. Plus, if you ever feel overwhelmed by his incessant chatter, just take a break and mine some diamonds to calm your nerves.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of blocky fun. Who needs annoying coworkers when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to?

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New Server IP
CrimeCraft SMP: Wild Tales

BIZARRE, chilling, Crime Scene, CrimeCraft, criminal, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal mastermind, CRIMINAL MINDS, Heard, investigation, murder, Mystery, Shocking.., smp, Story, Tales, true crime, true crime documentary, true crime podcast, UNBELIEVABLE, unsolved, Wild, WILDEST

Have you ever heard of the infamous Minecraft SMP where players are constantly getting into trouble with the law? It’s like a real-life true crime drama, but in blocky pixel form! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of evading the virtual cops while building your dream base. Who knows, you might even become the next notorious criminal mastermind of the server! So come on, join us and let’s make some wild true crime stories together in the world of Minecraft!

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New Server IP
PhonePandemonium

digital boundaries, digital security, inappropriate content, personal boundaries, personal information, phone privacy, phone privacy breach, phone privacy invasion, phone privacy violation, phone security, phone snooping, phone snooping consequences, phone snooping ethics, PhonePandemonium, privacy invasion, privacy violation, relationship boundaries, smartphone secrets, trust issues

Have you ever stumbled upon a folder filled with pictures of cats wearing tiny hats on someone else’s phone? Well, get ready for an even wilder experience on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Who knows what kind of bizarre things you’ll find hidden in the virtual world of our server – maybe a village of dancing chickens or a castle made entirely out of cheese! So if you’re ready for a wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) at every turn!

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New Server IP
KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bundestag, chairman, chairman of Bundestag, Conflict, Defence Committee, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign affairs, good luck, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, Politics, russia, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, Wishes

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own bundestag defence committee and protect ur land from russia’s kursk!!! u can be the chairman and wish ukraine good luck as u battle it out in epic pvp battles!!! build alliances, create secret bases, and conquer the world with ur epic minecraft skills!!! join now and show russia who’s boss!!! #minecraft #bundestagdefencecommittee #russiakursk #ukrainegoodluck

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New Server IP
BlockBlasters: IsraelEdition

Attack, BlockBlasters, Conflict, escalation, Geopolitical, Houthi, international relations, iran, Israel, IsraelEdition, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, proxy war, response, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi leaders warning israel about attacks but don’t worry we got you covered with our diamond armor and enchanted swords! build your own bunker to protect yourself from the impending doom or team up with other players to take down the houthi threat! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political?! join now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns!

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New Server IP
TapeCrafters United

ARTISTRY, Assessment, attention to detail, comparison, Craftsmanship, Evaluation, Expertise, judgment, Masking tape, Measurement, painter, Performance, Precision, PROFESSIONAL, Quality, skill, Standards, TapeCrafters, Technique, Tools, United, width

haha yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where da painters be judged by da width of their masking tape! like, who even knew dat was a thing, right?! but like, trust me, it’s da realest deal on dis server.

we got painters out here flexin’ their tape skills like it’s a dang olympic sport. dem tape lines be straighter than a ruler, i swear! and if you ain’t impressin’ with yo tape game, you ain’t makin’ it in dis server, fam.

but wait, there’s more! we got pigs flyin’, chickens dancin’, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a whole circus up in here, i tell ya! you ain’t never seen minecraft like dis before.

so come on down, join da fun, and show off yo tape skills. who knows, you might just become da picasso of minecraft masking tape. ain’t no server like dis one, i promise you dat!

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New Server IP
MonolithicSelenSilTandemSolar

#sustainability, Breakthrough, clean energy, climate change, efficiency, electricity, Environment, green technology, innovation, Monolithic, MonolithicSelenSilTandemSolar, photovoltaics, published, renewable energy, research, scientists, selenium, silicon, Solar Cell, Tandem, Technology

omg u guys u need to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who published the first Monolithic Selenium/Silicon Tandem Solar Cell like whaaaaaat?!?!?! u can harness the power of the sun while building ur epic minecraft creations like a boss. plus, rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and never run out of resources again. so come on, what r u waiting for?? join now and become the ultimate solar-powered minecraft master!!! #solarpowerminecraftftw #unlimiteddiamonds #scientistsarecool

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New Server IP
HiberMC.eu

Adventure, auction house, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Economy, Explore, Fun, HiberMc, Kits, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Realistic Survival Map, Server, Shop, Skills, Survival, Vanilla, Web map

Welcome to HiberMC! Survival 1.21 Realistic Survival Map Web Map

We offer a bunch of cool plugins that you can try on the server! – Crates – Shop – Custom Enchants – Skills – Auction House – Kits And many more!

hibermc.eu:25576

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New Server IP

Game of Throwns: Where factions battle for the SMP throne!

Adventure, battle, Castle, Custom, dragons, Epic, Factions, FANTASY, Game, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, MYTHIC, Mythical, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Sieges, smp, Throne, Throwns

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft Server
Theme	Game of Thrones
Features	Dragons, Factions, Castle Sieges, Custom Quests
Version	Forge 1.19.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the server IP or through the provided Discord link.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, there is a whitelist to ensure only approved players can join.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules to maintain a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are compatible with Forge 1.19.1.
How can I report issues or give feedback?	You can report issues or give feedback through the Discord server or by contacting the server admin.