saars Minecraft Servers

saars Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!

    CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 448
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Dimension Hops: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sassy Saars Minecraft Mayhem

    Sassy Saars Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 4653
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, or even tame a dragon and fly around the server causing mayhem. Our community is filled with players who love to pull pranks, create elaborate traps, and have epic PvP battles that will leave you laughing for days.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies who guard a treasure chest full of diamonds. And if you dare to challenge the admin in a game of parkour, you better be prepared to face the consequences (spoiler alert: it involves riding a minecart through a maze of lava and TNT).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChartedCraft: Saar’s LOLzy Adventure

    ChartedCraft: Saar’s LOLzy Adventure
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4700
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magic Items Found: 4740
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because we have charted a new path to insanity and fun!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself. Whoever wields this pickaxe gains the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep or turn their enemies into chickens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 9171
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dimension Hops: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GroceryWarsMC

    GroceryWarsMC
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 7095
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Ores Mined: 5683 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think your fridge is their personal grocery store? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no virtual in-laws will steal your virtual food!

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who have had enough of freeloading family members. Build your own virtual world where you can be in control of who gets access to your virtual fridge. No more screaming matches or packing suitcases in front of your virtual mother-in-law – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

    Join now and start fresh in a world where you can leave all the drama behind. Who needs real-life debts and family feuds when you can escape to a virtual paradise? Plus, our virtual landlord is always on your side, ready to kick out any unwanted guests.

    So say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a husband who can’t keep his family in check!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraft Mania Server

    MineCraft Mania Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 4150
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the True Love Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more. Why settle for mainstream when you can be a VIP on this server?

    Imagine a world where large indie vtubers are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is a safe haven for the true connoisseurs of indie vtubers, regardless of the language they stream in. It’s like a secret club for the elite!

    And hey, if you have a 499view oshi, you can totally shill them here. We’re all about supporting the underdogs, as long as they meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers for you to check out and stan.

    Plus, we have exclusive Koikatsu cards for some steamy fun, a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of all the important dates, and even OC material for the OP. And don’t forget about the Ducks – they’re a big deal here!

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and support indie vtubers like never before. Previous Thread: >>77482305 (because who doesn’t love a good thread reference?)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CapToss Minecraft Server

    CapToss Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 2144
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we don’t just throw out bottle caps, we rip them off and fling them into the abyss! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Legend has it that if you collect enough bottle caps on our server, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve turning your enemies into chickens or giving you an unlimited supply of diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rare and elusive Niggers, mystical creatures that will guide you on epic quests and lead you to hidden treasures. So come on, join us and let the bottle cap throwing madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Momma’s Minecraft Mansion

    Momma’s Minecraft Mansion
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3046
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4862 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ores Mined: 3621 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mom trying to guilt trip you into giving her money? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything, just like wondering why your ex left you on his life insurance policy.

    We’ve got griefers more persistent than your ex’s mom trying to get that cash, and players with more twists and turns than a telenovela. Build your virtual world while navigating through family drama and unexpected windfalls, just like inheriting a life insurance policy from a long-lost ex.

    With more plot twists than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and make you wonder if you’re doing the right thing, just like deciding whether or not to keep that life insurance money. And hey, maybe you’ll finally be able to afford a new bra after all those crazy events – talk about a win-win situation!

    So come join us on this server where the drama is as intense as a family feud over life insurance money. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some closure and a new sense of purpose, just like finding out your ex’s true intentions from beyond the grave. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SalaryCraft Minecraft Server

    SalaryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 9235
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Ores Mined: 1960
    Emeralds Found: 8899 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Potions Brewed: 41
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream world without any judgment from your in-laws!

    Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise, away from snide comments and old-fashioned opinions. Build a castle, explore hidden caves, and make friends who won’t judge you for not being a stay-at-home mom.

    Join now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs confrontations when you have a whole new world to explore? Plus, you can always count on our server to provide a safe space for you to express yourself without any guilt trips.

    So what are you waiting for? Escape the drama and join our Minecraft server today! Let’s build a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your in-laws think.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWaifus – Minecraft Server

    CraftyWaifus – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1724
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Runes Activated: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the world of Katawa Shoujo! Build your own 3D-printable Katawa figurines, explore Kenjivania, and even crash into the world of Katawa Crash!

    Are you a failure who can’t find your Katawa? Don’t worry, our community works will help you on your journey to find your perfect match.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into fanfics, explore Hanako’s image database, and even check out our desktop Katawas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, try out Crud’s “Where Are 4LS Now?” to uncover the mysteries of the Katawa Shoujo universe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious and absurd adventure like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifestyleCraft Minecraft Server

    LifestyleCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 5851
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Villages Defended: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Votes: 3481
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cooking and cleaning like a peasant? Do you want to live a life of luxury and leisure like a boss? Then join our Minecraft server where you can live like royalty without lifting a finger!

    Imagine a world where you never have to cook or clean, where you can order out for every meal and have a cleaning lady take care of all your chores. Our server is a paradise for those who value their time and money, just like our high-rolling players who make six figures and live the life of luxury.

    Join us and experience the thrill of telling your parents to leave if they don’t like your lavish lifestyle. Show them who’s boss and enjoy the freedom of spending your hard-earned money however you please. We promise outrageous drama and hilarious family fights that will keep you entertained for hours.

    So, come on down to our server and live like a king or queen without a care in the world. Who needs to cook and clean when you can rule the virtual world with your wealth and power? Join now and leave the peasants behind!

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 8664
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as in this crazy family story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous adventures.

    Looking for a place where you can bond with your virtual siblings and create unforgettable memories? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to adopt new siblings and build relationships, just like in this story where the main character adopted his wife’s kids.

    But beware, not everyone will get along! Just like in this tale, there may be some players who will destroy your virtual belongings out of betrayal. And who knows, you might even receive a call from a player asking you to pay for their virtual wedding!

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where every day is filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and chaos in the world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Warhammer Electric Boogaloo Minecraft Server

    Warhammer Electric Boogaloo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6605
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Farms Harvested: 404 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing the most epic Minecraft server that has leaked not one, not two, but THREE insane DLCs!

    First up, we have the “literal who cathay subfaction DLC” where you can finally explore the mysterious land of Cathay and discover all its hidden secrets. But wait, there’s more! The second DLC is the “dogs of war race pack” with only 9 units because who needs a full army when you have dogs, right? And last but certainly not least, get ready for the “monke king cathay DLC” where you can team up with the legendary Monke King and rule over Cathay like never before.

    But that’s not all, folks! These DLCs will be confirmed at the summer games fest, so you better start saving up your money now because once you see Cathay, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Monke King awaits! 🐒👑🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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