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SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Items Found:	1229
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Towns Built:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Animals Bred:	171	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!

SpicyRamenCraft Minecraft Server

asian food, consumer protection, denmark, Denmark news, food inspection, food quality control, food regulations, Food Safety, food standards, foreign imports, international trade, Korean cuisine, Korean exports., Korean ramen, Minecraft, product recall, ramen noodles, Recalls, Server, spicy, spicy food, spicy ramen, SpicyRamenCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Farms Harvested:	424	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	119	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Denmark recalled Korean ramen for being too spicy? That’s right, our server is so fire, it’s got countries shook!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel alone on our server, because we’ve got players from all over the world ready to team up and take on any challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why Denmark can’t handle the heat of our Minecraft madness!

HavanaHarborWars

cold war, Cuba, Cuban waters, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Havana harbor, HavanaHarborWars, international relations, maritime activity, military presence, military vessels, naval power, Russian presence, Russian warships, strategic maneuvers, Surveillance, united states, US response, Washington

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our server and experience the thrill of russian warships entering havana harbor while washington is just chillin and watchin like, “oh snap, what’s happenin?”

we got crazy battles happenin all the time, you never know when a russian warship might show up and start causin chaos. join now and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit!

plus, who wouldn’t want to see washington keepin an eye on things like a boss while all this craziness is goin down? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this epic adventure!