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JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	150	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	752	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Potions Brewed:	30
Void Gems Collected:	27	Emeralds Found:	3582

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1843
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	762403	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Votes:	8303	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mines Excavated:	2165	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	167	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	6821	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8381
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	1981

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	60	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.