S05E57 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SwainCraft3.0 Season 3! Now with added vanilla flavor and a hint of adulting for +18 USA Java 1.21 players!

Active, ADDED, adulting, Community, Details, Discord, Dragon.., Fight, flavor, fresh start, grind, Hint, java, Minecraft, op, Players, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, SwainCraft3.0, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ores Mined:	4874	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

SwainCraft 3.0 Server Overview

Server Name	SwainCraft 3.0
Focus	Early/mid-game grind, community building
World Reset	Fresh start
Contact	discord: sarahswain

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of SwainCraft 3.0?	The main focus is on early/mid-game grind and community building.
When was the world reset?	We just reset the world tonight for a fresh start.
How can I join the server?	Contact sarahswain on discord for more details on how to join.

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, fat, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, obese, overweight, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecating, Server, Unhealthy, weight issues, weight loss

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Farms Harvested:	746
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Villages Defended:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Edition, explicit content, FapCraft, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, loving housewife, naughty fantasies, post tags, previous, Roleplay, sexual desires, smp, taboo topics, Talk

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Votes:	3603
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Potions Brewed:	184	Buildings Constructed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchantments Applied:	201	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

bizarre customs, bizarre habits, eccentric behaviors, eccentric practices, habits, odd behaviors, odd rituals, offbeat practices, peculiar habits, peculiar idiosyncrasies, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, quirky tendencies, QuirkyCraft, smp, strange behaviors, strange quirks, unconventional habits, unique rituals, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird, weird habits, weird tendencies

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	171	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Animals Bred:	169	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6811
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crops Grown:	8630
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	3729
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	145	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages