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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2645 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 358 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? that’s right, these chickens are trained in the ancient art of karate and will not hesitate to peck anyone who dares to mess with you.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even spot a full-bellied mosquito doing the macarena.