Ryan Kojo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Thirsty4MinecraftSMP

Alternatives, Beverage, Choice, decision, drink, Favorite, health, hydration, Lifestyle, Longevity, necessity, Options, Preference, refreshment, satisfaction, selection, Survival, Taste, Thirsty4MinecraftSMP, Variety, Water

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Votes:	335
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cookies. Plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon, it’s lit AF. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. So come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever

ParentalRageCraft

behavioral consequences, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood memories, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, emotional development, emotional expression, emotional impact, expressing emotions, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Values, growing up, Parent-child relationship, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, parents, relationships

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7134
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where saying “I hate you” to your parents actually transports you to a magical land filled with diamond-clad llamas and flying pigs! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot. But beware, if you don’t join this server, your parents might actually turn into zombies and haunt you in your dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

Methane to Madness

#sustainability, carbon emissions, Catalyst, Chemical engineers, chemical reactions, climate change, environmental engineering, environmental impact, green technology, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gas reduction, innovation, madness, methane, methane capture, methane conversion, mit, Polymer production, polymers, renewable resources, sustainable solutions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Villages Defended:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server and suddenly you discover this new catalyst that can turn methane into like, super cool polymers! like, who even knew that was possible, right? it’s like magic but in minecraft!

join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure where you can save the environment by turning greenhouse gases into something useful! like, who needs to worry about global warming when you can just play minecraft and save the day, amirite?

so come on, join us on this server and be a hero in the minecraft world by turning methane into polymers and saving the planet, one block at a time! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Epic Adventure Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, biggest load, biggest load of bullshit, biggest load of fucking bullshit, Epic, fucking bullshit, Realm

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Lolz, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like a magical unicorn pooping rainbows kind of amazing.

I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, man.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant your wildest wishes, like turning your diamond sword into a lightsaber or giving you a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So come on, join the madness and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

AlarmCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, AlarmCraft, alarms, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couples therapy, exhaustion, Frustration, Minecraft, morning routine, patience, relationship, Server, Sleep, sleep patterns, snooze, Tension, Understanding, waking up, work schedule

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19
Enchantments Applied:	245	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only alarm you’ll hear is the sound of creepers hissing as they explode! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated excitement and blocky chaos.

Are you tired of being woken up by a million alarms set by your significant other? Well, on our server, the only alarm you’ll need is the one that signals a zombie horde approaching your base! No more drama over snooze buttons, just pure, unadulterated fun.

We understand the struggle of trying to communicate about annoying alarms with your partner. That’s why on our server, the only communication you’ll need is through building epic structures and battling mobs together. Say goodbye to tension at 5:30 am and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky alarms behind. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off skeletons with your friends? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and leave the alarm drama in the real world. See you in the virtual world of blocks and monsters!

KittyBlockParty

aggression, Animals, Behavior, Boundaries, children, Communication, compassion, consequences, discipline, family, Farm, kitten, KittyBlockParty, Niece, parenting, Pets, possessive, relationships, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of respecting animals and plants? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any possessive “Mine!” phases like my niece.

Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting virtual animals from any aggressive players who may try to claim them as their own. We understand the importance of setting boundaries and respecting the virtual world around us. Plus, we have a strict “No screaming for MY kitty” policy that ensures a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience for all.

So come on over to our server and leave your possessive tendencies at the door. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about respect and kindness towards all living beings, both real and virtual. Join now and let the fun begin!

MythBusterMinecraftSMP

budgeting, DEBT, Economy, Financial Advice, financial beliefs, financial education, financial habits, financial literacy, financial mindset, financial misconceptions, financial myth, financial myths debunked, Financial Planning, Financial Success, investing, money management, MythBusterMinecraftSMP, personal finance, retirement planning, savings, wealth building

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2658
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, there’s a secret diamond mine that only the chosen ones can access and if you find it, you’ll be rich AF in game. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server at night and challenges players to PvP battles. It’s like, so spooky but also exciting, you know?

But wait, there’s more! The server also has a hidden treasure chest that’s filled with enchanted gear and rare items. And if you find it, you’ll become the ultimate warrior in the server and everyone will bow down to you. Plus, there’s a secret underground base that’s guarded by a dragon and if you can defeat it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admins. How insane is that??

So yeah, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and become a legend in the Minecraft world, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

BlockyEscapeCraft

anxiety, BlockyEscapeCraft, bullshit, community support, coping, coping strategies, current events, emotional resilience., emotional well being, Global Issues, mental health, mindfulness, pandemic, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self reflection, self-care, stress, uncertainty, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the world? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles happiness wherever you go.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a giant statue of a potato or create a roller coaster that defies gravity – the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them hatch their diabolical plan (pun intended).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and leave all the bullshit behind. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.

CartelCraft: MexiDefenders

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, criminal organizations, cross-border cooperation, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, government response, international relations, law enforcement, mexico, MexiDefenders, national security, organized crime, political tension, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, terrorists, US

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

come join our minecraft server where we defend our sovereignty like mexico against the evil US trying to label our cartels as terrorists. we got crazy battles, epic raids, and wild adventures waiting for you. build your own drug empire, fight off the feds, and become the ultimate cartel boss. join now and show those americans who’s boss in this insane world of chaos and mayhem. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

ValveCraft: Aortic Adventures

Adventures, Aortic, Aortic Valve Replacement, Asymptomatic Severe Aortic Stenosis, Cardiac Care, Cardiac Intervention, Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, clinical trials, Health Sciences, heart health, heart surgery, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, Interventional Cardiology, medical procedure, Medical research, New England Journal of Medicine, TAVR, Transcatheter Aortic-Valve Replacement, Valve Replacement Therapy, ValveCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	248
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mines Excavated:	3621	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit AF. we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

but wait, there’s more. we also have a secret underground city where u can trade with alien pigmen and ride on giant chickens. and if u dig deep enough, u might even find the legendary diamond armor of the ancient warrior, Steve.

oh, and did i mention that our owner is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build the most epic minecraft world ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.