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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4674 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7864 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
