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Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1521
New Chunks Explored:	941283	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Items Found:	6113
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ores Mined:	2208

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	3375	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	8886
Farms Harvested:	701	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	764
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Enchantments Applied:	251	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Votes:	8133	Volcanoes Explored:	3

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132