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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8470 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Mines Excavated: | 4214 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Join us for a truly unique experience where every block you break is a tribute to Mother Russia. Our server is so Russian, even the creepers wear ushankas and dance to the beat of the balalaika.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of Russian nesting dolls who come to life at night to protect our virtual land from any invaders. So if you want to test your skills against these magical dolls, join us now!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the most Russian Minecraft server in the world. Join us today and let the vodka-fueled fun begin! Remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!