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MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage

aging, amino acid, cardiovascular health, cellular health, chronic disease, Damage, disease-causing DNA damage, DNA repair, genetic damage, health, HIGH, homocysteine, human DNA, inflammation, Levels, Low levels of magnesium, MagiMine, magnesium deficiency, metabolic disorders, middle-aged adults, nutrient deficiency, Oxidative Stress, research, study

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!

Proryv Survival

Challenges, Community, Custom World Generation, difficult caves, Economy, Escape, Exploration, market, multiplayer, mystery boxes, Paranormal Caves, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rewards, smp server, Survival, trade items, unique functions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

A SMP Server with unique functions like custom World Generation, Economy including Mystery Boxes and a Market where you can trade buy items from another player, and most important: The Paranormal Caves! Unique and difficult caves where you have to escape to win your rewards you’ll earn!

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Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP Madness #1616

Assetto Corsa, BEFRIENDING REWIND, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Pavlov, EU Walkabout Minigolf, fallout 4, Friend by Friend, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, madness, Minecraft, Minecraft EU, Minecraft NA, NA Assetto Corsa, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, smp, smpcraft, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Villages Defended:	20

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a virtual reality adventure where you’ll befriend Rewind – who knows what kind of trouble he’ll get you into! Choose your headset wisely, because in this world of “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering,” anything can happen!

🎮 Need some game recommendations? Look no further! Check out our list of game resources and get ready to dive into some insane gameplay. From Assetto Corsa to VTOL VR, we’ve got it all – including a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s currently dead (but don’t worry, we’ll bring it back to life)!

🌍 Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get ready to join in on the regularly hosted multiplayer games. From Pavlov to Walkabout Minigolf, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events – you never know what kind of madness will ensue!

📅 Mark your calendars for upcoming events like “Friend by Friend” on August 17th and the “Idol Event” on September 28th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues when this group gets together. So what are you waiting for? Join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP around! #VirtualRealityRealSuffering 😂🎮

TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo

Adult, Asshole, Awful, financially supporting, learn, luxury, MONEY, new car, OFFENDED, Parent, RESPONSIBILITY, Responsible, savings, savings account, Support, surgery, top surgery, trans man, TRANSITION, TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo, Traveling

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	242	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is full of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this parent and their son.

Witness the epic battle between responsibility and luxury as players fight for their right to a top surgery, all while managing their savings accounts and making questionable financial decisions. Will they learn to be responsible adults or will they continue to splurge on unnecessary luxury items like new cars and extravagant vacations?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what all the fuss is about!

PettyPissedOffPlayer – Minecraft SMP

anger, annoyance, BETRAYAL, bitterness, grievances, grudge, grudge holding, grumbling, harboring resentment, holding a grudge, Irritation, lingering anger, long-term frustration, Minecraft, minor annoyance, Peeved, Petty, PettyPissedOffPlayer, Resentment, Revenge, small grudge, smp, vexation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers by some noob with a wooden pickaxe? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-griefing policy that is enforced by a squad of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords. That’s right, we take petty revenge to a whole new level!

Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.

So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!

CraftyInventions

advancement, agriculture, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyInventions, Development, discovery, Evolution, Humanity, Impact, industrialization, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, revolution, Science, society, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Farms Harvested:	869
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Forget about inventions like the wheel or electricity, the real game-changer for humanity is this epic Minecraft server! Join us and witness the power of virtual blocks shaping the course of history. Our server is so revolutionary that even cavemen are logging on to build their own virtual caves. Who needs fire when you have the ability to create an entire world with just a few clicks? So come join us and be a part of the greatest invention of all time – Minecraft!

UkrainianAirRaid Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, current events, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, LARGEST, Military, Minecraft, News, Overnight, Political, RETALIATION, Russian airbases, Server, source, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianAirRaid, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can totally be like a Ukrainian superhero, taking down Russian airbases left and right! It’s like, the craziest battle you’ll ever see in Minecraft, bro. Join our server and be part of the epic showdown between Ukraine and Russia. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest players will survive and conquer the enemy bases. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your mad skills in this intense war zone!

CraftyKremlinCrisis

Conflict, CraftyKremlinCrisis, Crisis, eastern europe, emergency response, escalation, european union, government action, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political tension, Russian region, sanctions, security threat, state of emergency, territorial dispute, Ukraine attack

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8252	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	70
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

lol guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Russia is declaring a state of emergency after Ukraine attacked it. like, if that doesn’t scream excitement, i don’t know what does. come join us and be part of the chaos and madness, it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, like where else can you find that? hurry up and join before the world goes even more crazy, trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BirdBrainsCarBuffet

adaptation, bird behavior, bird populations, bird species, BirdBrainsCarBuffet, cars, decline in insect populations, ecological study, environmental impact, foraging behavior, future behavior, global phenomenon, insect foraging, insects, residual brain size, Urban birds, urban ecology, urban environment, urban wildlife, urbanization, wildlife behavior

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have taken over and are foraging insects on cars! it’s a global phenomenon, dude. you gotta see it to believe it. who needs regular old survival mode when you can witness birds with big brains taking over the world? join now before the birds evolve even more and start building their own bird cities. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. #birdbrainrevolution