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StateOfCraft SMP
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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a castle made of Jell-O.
Join our server and you’ll be living in the best state in the USA – Minecraftia! Our state has all the amenities you could ever want, from pixelated palm trees to virtual volleyball courts. Plus, our state bird is a chicken that lays golden eggs.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most epic state in the USA!

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New Server IP
CreepinLaughsMC
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Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!
And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

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New Server IP
UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!
$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

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WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW
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hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

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New Server IP
DucksMC Network
Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival
Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!
ducksmc.com

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!
AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York
Links Discord Store Server IP
Overview Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.
Server Details 90+ plugins Decade+ of admin experience Updated to version 1.21
Empires & Factions Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc. Vassal Factions within Empires Edict courthouse for governance
Key Plugins AdvancedCrates AdvancedEnchantments BarbedWire Factions EconomyShopGUI-Premium WorldGuard and many more
FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.
Q: Are there specific rules on the server?
A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.
Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?
A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.
Q: What is the economy system like on the server?
A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.
Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?
A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.
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Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

Empires & Factions	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

StateOfCraft SMP

CreepinLaughsMC

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

DucksMC Network

Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

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