ruffy – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

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NipponCraft Minecraft Server

belonging, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, cultural heritage, cultural identity, Diversity, ethnicity, heritage, Identity, introspection, japanese, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, NipponCraft, personal growth, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, societal norms

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world and not being Japanese? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone is Japanese! That’s right, even your pet pig is speaking Japanese and wearing a kimono. Join us for a truly immersive cultural experience like no other!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be rescued by flying pigs that will gently carry you back to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs to be Japanese when you can have all this craziness instead?

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Bray’s Not-So-Terrible Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who built a giant statue of a potato on this server. It was glorious, it was majestic, it was…totally copied by someone else. But you know what? The copycat’s potato statue was even more epic! And that, my friends, is the magic of this server – the moment someone else does his exact gimmick, it becomes a billion times better!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine a certain block at exactly midnight, a herd of rainbow-colored llamas will appear and lead you to a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t question it, just go with it!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of potato obsession. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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GiftCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday gift, Boyfriend, custody, Dates.., detail, GiftCraft, goodwill gesture, high school, lied to, limo, Minecraft, out of state, Permission, PROM, Ripped off, Seniors, Server, stepmom, Twins, Vehicle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like a pro.

Are you ready to face off against twin daughters who think they can just borrow your virtual vehicle without permission? Take on the role of the ultimate decision-maker and show them who’s boss in this wild and wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to deal with a boyfriend who thinks it’s totally cool for his kids to take your virtual ride for a spin, all while their mom is feeling “ripped off” in the background. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top?

Join our server now and let the madness unfold as you navigate through unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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DaddyDaughterDrama

advice, Apology, Bonding, Communication, concern, Conflict, DaddyDaughterDrama, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, Divorce, Empathy, family, Father, misunderstanding, Preparation, reconciliation, relationships, stepfamily, Support, Trust, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, an ex-wife, a daughter, and a bottle of Goldeneye pinot noir. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Experience the thrill of not knowing if the daughter will cut off contact again or if the husband will be prepared for the worst. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in Minecraft form!

Join now and witness the ups and downs of family dynamics, all while building your dream castle and fighting off creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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MismatchCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, compatibility, Divorce, emotional disconnect, hindsight, introspection, long-term commitment, Marriage, Minecraft, MismatchCraft, Partnership, personal growth, realization, red flags, Reflection, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Settling, signs, Unhappy, wrong fit

Are you tired of being stuck in a virtual marriage with someone who doesn’t even know how to craft a diamond sword? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your in-game spouse who can’t even build a decent house!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the virtual drama and find your true Minecraft soulmate. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a virtual marriage that’s as bland as a block of dirt when you can join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match? Say goodbye to boring relationships and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

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ScareCraft: The Ultimate Fright

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as scary as a kitten in a tutu? Well, look no further because our server is so terrifying, it will make you wet your virtual pants! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of zombie villagers starts doing the Macarena around you. And just when you think it can’t get any worse, a creeper dressed as a clown jumps out and blows up your entire base! But hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server, right? Join now if you dare…muahaha!

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HaitiCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Civil unrest, crisis management., diplomatic relations, domestic issues, foreign assistance, global affairs, government response, Haiti, HaitiCraft, international relations, kenya, law enforcement, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, police deployment, political turmoil, PROTESTS, Public Safety, security measures, Semafor, Server, social unrest

hey u!! r u lookin for a minecraft server that is more lit than a creeper blowin up ur house? well u found it!! this server is so epic, even Kenya deployed police to Haiti just to come play on it!

our server is so poppin, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. we got pig races every Saturday and the winner gets a diamond block! plus, our admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

join us now and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. come join the madness at Semafor!

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CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, Allies, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, military aid, munitions, russia, SECURITY, Support, Tensions, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

lol imagine if u could fight off russia’s attacks in minecraft! well now u can on this epic server! join us and help ukraine defend against the evil russian invaders with $150 million worth of munitions! blow up their bases, ride into battle on a pig, and show those russians who’s boss! join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

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CraftyDopamine

Accomplishments.., achievement, CraftyDopamine, dopamine, Focus, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, motivation, positive thinking, positivity, progress, recognition, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, success

come join our epic minecraft server where dopamine flows like a river of chocolate milk! every time you mine a block or build a house, you’ll feel like a minecraft god! forget about all the things you think you’re doing wrong in real life, on our server, you’re always winning! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the dopamine flowwwww!

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ADHDcraft: SNRI’s & Sedation

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world where you can build whatever the heck you want. like, forget about your boring life and come join us for a wild adventure in the land of blocks and pixels.

we got everything you could ever dream of in a Minecraft server. like, seriously, we have more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at. want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? we got you covered. want to spawn a million creepers and watch the chaos unfold? go for it, dude.

our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we’re always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. you’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. plus, we have the most epic build battles and PvP tournaments you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the fun begin. who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way. just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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