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MineCycle – TdF Stage 6 Minecraft Server

CET, cycling today, dijon, discovery, Eurosport, France TV, GC, itv, live stats, macon, Minecraft, MineCycle, Nos, rai, RTBF, RTVE, Server, Stage, Stage 6, Startlist, STREAMS, TDF, Tiz Cycling Live, Tour de France

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the Tour de France to a whole new level! Stage 6 takes you from Mâcon to Dijon, a whopping 163.5 km of intense racing action. Our startlist is filled with legendary Minecraft players ready to pedal their way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! After stage 5, the leaderboard is filled with surprises and unexpected twists. Who will come out on top? Join our server to find out and witness the chaos unfold in real-time.

Live stats, streams, and non-stop entertainment await you on our server. Eurosport, Discovery+, France TV, and more are all here to bring you the action like never before. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft cycling event of the year!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the Tour de France like you’ve never seen it before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret shortcut through the Nether to shave off some kilometers!

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ores Mined:	1839
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Emeralds Found:	4497
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Chimeras Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9446	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	51	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Void Gems Collected:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Farms Harvested:	929	Mines Excavated:	1859
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	177
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	318
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!