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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 359 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 190 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!
