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Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Alien Abductions:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Villages Defended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Towns Built:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7617	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Void Gems Collected:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	6

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Farms Harvested:	674
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	1116	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	7291	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	99	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!