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NoSisNoHouse

Boundaries, couch surfing, Eviction, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial struggles, INDEPENDENCE, job stability, NoSisNoHouse, partying lifestyle, personal boundaries, personal space, self-sufficiency, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, spare room, stable home, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

PupDefender Minecraft SMP

#boxer, akita, Belgian Malinois, Bullmastiff, cane corso, canine heroes, Doberman Pinscher, Dog Breeds, German shepherd, Great Dane, guard dogs, loyal companions, MASTIFF, Minecraft, protection dogs, PupDefender, real threat, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Rottweiler, smp, Staffordshire Terrier

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	519	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Enchantments Applied:	116	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Potions Brewed:	94	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Emeralds Found:	9781	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Farms Harvested:	973
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Runes Activated:	4

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

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Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	108
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Enchantments Applied:	267

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!