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  • RossyRuler Minecraft SMP

    RossyRuler Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 3262
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 143 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you saying “I think Rossy won. LMAO” in no time!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And did we mention the giant chicken boss that drops stacks of cooked chicken when defeated? Yeah, we’re not kidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a taste for bacon. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself? Or will you team up with your fellow players to take down this porky tyrant once and for all?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame Rossy. LMAO!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Grand Historian’s Records

    The Grand Historian’s Records
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 8552
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Votes: 6119
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Falling into the Void: 0

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    Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records!We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias (100% handmade custom world-painter map)

    In the server, you can:

      Claim land for your own nation

      Write lore and history for your land

      Engage in trade and commerce

      Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future

      Build structures meant to last for centuries

    We also have ages, which are basically content updates for the server, when we would change what could be sold in the shop, add new areas to the map, and install new plugins.

    We are staunchly anti P2W, so there will be no paid ranks and crates.

    Our server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.

    Join today to write yourself into the colourful tapestry of our server’s history!

    Our discord: https://discord.gg/xTYmDfDRp3

    Our wiki: https://the-grand-historians-records.fandom.com/wiki/The_Grand_Historian’s_Records_Wiki

    thegrandhistorian.xyz

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  • Just Another Bland SMP Server – No Flavors Added! Join the Ordinary Java Gang Today!

    Just Another Bland SMP Server – No Flavors Added! Join the Ordinary Java Gang Today!
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 4286
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

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    Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Server Type Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
    Player Base Diverse, from all around the world
    Unique Feature Simple Voicechat for communication

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by filling out our application form on our Discord server and getting whitelisted.
    Are there any mods or cheats allowed on the server? No, the server is Vanilla and does not allow any mods or cheats.
    How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server? You can share your feedback and suggestions on our Discord server or directly with the server admins.
    How old is the server? The SMP server is three weeks old and still actively growing with over 100 members on Discord.

    Join us on Discord to become a part of our community!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GirlPower Minecraft Server

    GirlPower Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3319
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of block? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all girl gamers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So come join us and let’s show the world that girl gamers rule the Minecraft universe!

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  • BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 9342
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Void Gems Collected: 20

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to be part of the epic RABBIT SQUAD and solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp – because who doesn’t love a good shrimp mystery?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to participate in a Grand Assault where you have to face ShiroKuro indoors while wearing heavy armor? Or how about a Joint Firing Drill where you have to escort something while shooting? Our server has it all, including a Limit Break Assault where you have to deal with the Fury of Set in a field with light armor – good luck surviving that one!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have special banners featuring Moe, Miyako, Saki, and Miyu in swimsuits because who doesn’t love a good swimsuit banner? Plus, we have a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council – because who knew balancing books could be so intense?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy events, epic battles, and maybe even a few shrimp mysteries along the way!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

    TherapyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7198
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Mines Excavated: 4264
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 156
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further, because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Layla, Gracie, and Tyler unfold in the DND club. Will Layla demand Gracie be kicked out? Will Tyler choose his friend over his “bully”? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends and the tea is always piping hot. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual Barbie doll to play with in-game. Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft server experience of your life!

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  • CopsNClothesCraft

    CopsNClothesCraft
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 8681
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1891 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing jackets and headphones is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine the thrill of snatching someone’s virtual jacket and headphones right off their character’s back, all while their small Minecraft child looks on in shock.

    Join us for a unique gameplay experience where you can become the ultimate thief, just like the real-life culprit in this wild story. And don’t worry about getting caught by the AP team, because on our server, there are no consequences for your thieving ways.

    So come on in, grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal to your heart’s content. Just remember, it’s not about the items, it’s about the thrill of the steal! Join now and let the chaos begin.

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  • CraftyHacks Minecraft Server

    CraftyHacks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 8234
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

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    Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate life hack for your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so game-changing that just by logging in, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with diamond armor and a pet dragon at your command.

    So why waste time on ordinary servers when you can join us and unlock the ultimate life hack for your virtual adventures? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyCreeperCrew

    CraftyCreeperCrew
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 7022
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

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    Alright listen up, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons start throwing emeralds at you because they think you’re a famous Minecraft rockstar. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’ve formed a boy band and their hit single “Trading with Myself” is taking the server by storm.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the wacky adventures begin!

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  • RheinCraft Minecraft Server

    RheinCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 4612
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Potions Brewed: 117 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 24

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    come join our minecraft server, where we fight off evil plots like germany fighting off russia! we are as strong as rheinmetall CEO, nothing can stop us! build your own empire and show those haters who’s boss. join now or you’ll miss out on all the epic battles and crazy adventures. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyAssassinPlot

    CraftyAssassinPlot
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 6268
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Enchantments Applied: 142
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

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    hey u, ya u reading this, u want a minecraft server that’ll make u go WOAH? well then u gotta join this server cuz lemme tell u, it’s crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat! we got so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows, u won’t believe ur eyes! and get this, we got a secret underground base where u can fight off evil zombies with nothing but a carrot! it’s like a spy movie but with blocky graphics, u gotta see it to believe it! so what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life!

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