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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8265 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!
