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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9729 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 380 |
Mines Excavated: | 2958 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
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