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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6276 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.
But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.
