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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9685 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3558 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.