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KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft

aggression, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, Destruction, footage, International, kyiv, KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft, Military, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why you should totally come hang with us. First off, we got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond blocks instead of eggs. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama party down there, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.

BigBrainCraft

Beliefs, BigBrainCraft, Body Sizes, Brain and Body Sizes, brain evolution, brain size, Centuries, Challenging, clarify, controversy, data collection, dataset, Evolution, Larger Animals, long-held beliefs, Proportion, Proportionally Bigger Brains, scientific research, scientists, species

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	New Chunks Explored:	575695

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraf servr? well, let me tell u sumthin, we got animals on dis servr dat will blow ur mind. dey got tiny brains but dey big af! it’s like dey defying all logic and stuff. scientists be scratchin their heads tryna figure out how dey do it. join dis servr if u wanna see some wack brain evolution in action. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join us and be part of dis brainy revolution!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Bait, bfe, collab discussion, cute boys, CuteBoysMC, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, genderbends, Gosling, grave rave, hornyposting, indie, Male, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, Server, shitposting, Stars, tribalfags, Ultimate, VT, Yumejoshi

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Emeralds Found:	4179	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Farms Harvested:	851	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our Grave Rave Edition server is the place to be! We welcome all Stars, Niji, and Indie fans, as long as your male character is cute enough to hang with us.

Love BFE and gosling? No problem! Feel free to express your love for your oshi without any judgment. But sorry ladies, no female drama allowed here. Save that for the rest of the internet!

Looking to self-promote? Nah, not here. Head over to our sister server, wvt, for all your shilling needs. And remember, ignore all the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re all about having a good time here.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposter run wild. Just leave those genderbent males at the door – they’re not welcome here. See you in the Grave Rave Edition server, where the party never stops!

OrcCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Charset., HOT Pot Edition, Minecraft, OP Template, Orc, OrcCraft, Platform, Randon General, randonneuring, Server, twitch, twitter, UTF-8., VOD Archive, Widgets

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so hot, it’s like playing Minecraft in a sauna! Your character will be sweating buckets while mining for diamonds.

2. We have a secret underground potluck party every Friday night where players bring their favorite dishes to share. Who knew Minecraft could be so delicious?

3. The server owner once tamed a creeper and now it follows them around like a pet. It’s the most explosive friendship you’ll ever see.

4. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant hot tub out of lava and had a pool party. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare items and diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure you won’t find anywhere else!

FriendshipFails Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, Communication, Drama, ENDED, friendship, FriendshipFails, funny, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, long tail tags, Minecraft, misunderstandings, odd, overreaction, pettiness, quirky, reasons, relationships, Ridiculous, Server, silly, Social, trivial

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	925956	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Are you tired of losing friends over silly reasons like not sharing your diamonds or accidentally setting their house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing with friends!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build competitions, and the chance to prank your buddies with exploding chickens and hidden traps. Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to laugh with and create unforgettable memories?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have your friends begging to be a part of your Minecraft crew once again!

MineCraftMania

MinecraftMania

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4698	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your blinged-out crib. So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life!

BandarCraft: Sahand Sinks!

accident, Bandar Abbas, BandarCraft, CAPSIZES, Defense, Incident, investigation, iran, Iranian, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Naval, Navy, OPERATIONs, Persian Gulf, rescue, Sahand, Sinking, sinks, Vessel, warship

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE IRANIAN WARSHIP SAHAND DECIDED TO CAPSIZE IN BANDAR ABBAS BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF A WARSHIP FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN IN A RANDOM PORT CITY.

WE HAVE CRAZY MINI GAMES LIKE “SAVE THE SAILORS” WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE CREW MEMBERS FROM DROWNING.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT CALLED “SINK OR SWIM” WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT AND TRY TO SURVIVE THE CAPSIZING OF THE SAHAND.

SO IF YOU’RE INTO WACKY DISASTERS AND RIDICULOUS CHALLENGES, COME JOIN US ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!

LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!

analogy, chance, comparison, diamonds, exaggeration, Expectation, gambling, hype, Lottery, LottoCraft, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, Perception, Popular, Probability, rare, rarer, Saying, scarcity, statistics, ticket, winning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!

Minecraft on EpiCraft

1.20, Adventure World, Community Events, Custom, Custom Plugins, Epicraft, free, Javabedrock, Mental Health Aware, Minecraf, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Prison, Safe, Skills, smp, Survival, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	267
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	2068
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

EpiCraft [SMP] {Survival} {Adventure World} {Custom Plugins} {Weekly Challenges} {Skills} {Community Events} {Optional PvP} {NO Whitelist} {NO Resets} {1.20+} {Java+Bedrock} {Mental Health Aware}

Hi all. Some of you might reminisce about the 2012’s and fond memories of a Golden Age.

I’m hosting an Epic Reunion atm and looking for old and new retrocrafters from that and beyond.

Help us get started together.

Ps. The network needs testers and some links aren’t branded. That means premium items are free.

Ip play.epicraftmc.com

Bedrock only port 25565

See u there!

play.epicraftmc.com

Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4771	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!