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BlockBros Minecraft Server

BlockBros, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream house without worrying about sexist roommates or political arguments!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of living with a lazy brother who expects you to be his personal chef and maid. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without the stress of real-life roommate drama.

Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will never argue with you about controversial topics or make sexist comments. You can finally relax and enjoy the game without any drama or tension.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who needs a roommate who can’t even cook or clean when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself?

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CreeperCleanse – No Daily Showers

active lifestyle, Argument, compromise, CreeperCleanse, Daily, daily shower, disagreement, hygiene, non-negotiable, odor, partner, personal hygiene, refusal, relationship, Repulsive, shower, Showers, sports, tight clothing, Unpleasant, warm climate

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of dealing with stinky situations like the one described above, then this is the server for you. Our players are required to shower daily in-game to maintain their virtual hygiene levels. Failure to do so will result in your character emitting a foul odor that will repel other players and mobs alike.

Join us for a refreshing experience where personal hygiene is taken seriously. Don’t let your virtual feet stink up the place like the unfortunate individual in the post above. Showering is not just a suggestion, it’s a requirement for survival on our server.

So come on in, scrub up, and let’s make this Minecraft world a cleaner and fresher place for all! Remember, cleanliness is key to success in this wacky and wild virtual world.

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ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

baking with family, bike rides, birthday parties, building forts, carefree days, childhood memories, ChildhoodNostalgia, Exploring, Hide and seek, Hopscotch, imagination, Innocence, making crafts, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playing outside, playing with friends, playing with toys, school holidays, sleepovers, smp, Tag, tree climbing

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to relive your childhood but in Minecraft form? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re going back to when you were a wee little Minecraft noob.

Join our server for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience! We have crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creepers” and “Pig Racing with Ender Dragons”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig ride an Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even run into Herobrine doing the Macarena. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

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BlockyBedrockBonanza

arousal, BlockyBedrockBonanza, Communication, Connection, desire, Disappointment, Expectations, Experience, experimentation, FANTASY, hype, Intimacy, misconceptions, Passion, Performance, Pleasure, Reality, relationships, satisfaction, sex, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the heat? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava-filled Nether portal! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Bedrock Booty” treasure hunt, where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that the elusive Ender Dragon himself guards the grand prize – a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!

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CraftyProtesters: MuskAFDApproved

activism, afd, anti-fascism, civil disobedience, counter-protest, CraftyProtesters, Democracy, demonstration, extremism, far right, germany, HUMAN RIGHTS, Musk, MuskAFDApproved, nationalism, political activism, political movement, protest, resistance, social justice, solidarity, Xenophobia

haha u ever seen so many ppl protest in minecraft?? well this server is like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. we got so many cool mods that even elon musk endorsed us, he said “this server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” join now and be part of the revolution against the far right, we’re fighting them with diamond swords and lava buckets. plus, our community is so lit, we have parties every night in the nether realm. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Gandalf’s Party Realm

celebration, certain foods, deity, Dwarven parties, FANTASY, fireworks, folklore, gandalf, Gandalfs, hedonism, hobbits, introduction, Legendary, Magic, middle earth, Mythology, Party, raucous, Realm, shire, smoking herbs, specific herbs, wizard

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GANDALF AS OUR PARTY PLANNER! HE BRINGS FIREWORKS, HERBS, AND CRAZY DWARVEN PARTIES TO THE SHIRE! HOBITS THINK HE’S A GOD OF PARTYING! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET’S TURN UP LIKE HOBBITS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!

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Graphene Space Prison

atomic structure, confinement, crystallography, deformation, effects, electronic properties, epitaxial graphene, graphene, graphene layers, Graphene research, graphene sheets, graphene technology, induced strain, material science, mechanical properties, nanostructures, nanotechnology, Prison, Space, stress, thin films

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a whole notha dimension, like u ain’t even gonna believe it.

so get dis, on dis server, we got pigs flyin, like literally flyin in da sky, u can ride em and everything, it’s wild. and den we got dis secret underground city where u can find all da rarest items, like diamonds and emeralds for days.

but wait, dere’s more! we got dis crazy cool mini game where u gotta race against creepers, like how insane is dat? and if u win, u get a special prize, like a golden pickaxe or somethin.

so come join us on dis server, where da possibilities are endless and da fun never stops. trust me, u won’t regret it, it’s gonna be da best time of ur minecraft life.

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Pivoworlds server minecraft

alcohol, bedrock, Cities, Clans, Community, construction, Cooking, Donations, Economy, Events, February 2, java, lags, Large Online, large-scale, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, PENETRATION, Pirate, Pivoworlds, responsible attitude, Roleplay, RP theme, Russian, Server, Sponsorship, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Launcher

Pivoworld Reborn is a large -scale private server for vanilla minecraft with a bias in construction and RP theme. Server version –

Java 1.21.1 | Bedrock – 1.21.1

Lack of lags, frequent events, the ability to create/enter into clans and cities, cooking various alcohol and relaxing drinks, an adequate community and a responsible attitude to the server – our trump cards.

Buy a penetration or draw up a sponsorship and start playing with us!

Opening of the project on February 2, 2021

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Ancient Realm Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 17 years ago, 23 years old, 40 years old, Ancient, Anime, anime industry, anticipation, Fans, first season, Hiatus, long wait, next season, only 3 seasons, Origins, patience, Realm, release date, Seasons, Spinoffs, time gap, Waiting, Watching

Bro, forget about waiting for new anime seasons, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got more seasons than that anime you’ve been waiting on for 17 years.

We got so many spinoffs, you’ll lose count faster than you can say “creeper”.

If you started playing on our server when you were 23, you’ll still be having a blast when you hit 40.

Don’t waste time waiting for the next season, come join us and create your own epic adventure!

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BoomCraft Minecraft Server

arms sales, biden, Biden administration, bombs, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states, weapons

so like, u know how biden was all like “no bombs for u israel” and then trump was like “nah fam, imma send u some bombs”? well, that’s basically what this server is like. we got bombs, we got explosions, we got chaos. join us if u wanna blow stuff up and cause mayhem like a true minecraft maniac. come on, u know u wanna see those blocks go boom boom boom! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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