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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5615 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
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