Players: |
108/800 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
16 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: |
12 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: |
3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
3 |
Crops Grown: |
6901 |
Farms Harvested: |
145 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.