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Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Crops Grown:	2975	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2656	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Buildings Constructed:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mines Excavated:	4535

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRX.MCMCMC.NET

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9143

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1406	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!