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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3734 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.