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LockoutLolsMC

boyfriend troubles, ignoring roommates, locked out roommate, LockoutLolsMC, not helping roommate, passive aggressive roommates, petty behavior, roommate arguments, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate issues, roommate misunderstandings, roommate relationships, roommate tension, roommate troubles

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2345	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your Minecraft server? Join our server and leave all that behind! Our server is drama-free, unlike this poor player’s living situation.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your roommates ganging up on you or making passive-aggressive comments about your relationship. On our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

And don’t worry about getting locked out of our server – we have plenty of friendly players who will help you out, unlike the unhelpful roommates in this story. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world with like-minded players.

So come join our server and leave the real-life roommate drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftMania

Cooking, Crafting, disconnecting, Exercising, Exploring, gardening, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, MinecraftMania, offline activities, outdoor activities, Painting, playing music, reading, socializing, technology-free lifestyle, Traveling, unplugging, Writing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Imagine a world where the internet doesn’t exist… shudders But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the horrors of a world without the interwebs and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. Build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the Dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Need a never-ending supply of cake? You got it. The possibilities are as endless as the creepers that roam the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs the internet when you have llamas, diamond houses, and dancing Ender Dragons?

CraftyVenezuelanOppositionLeader

Asylum, Country, CraftyVenezuelanOppositionLeader, Crisis, Democracy, Exile, Government, international news, Juan Guaido, Latin America, leaves, Migration, Nicolas Maduro, opposition leader, political turmoil, Politics, Relocation, south america, spain, Spanish government, Venezuela

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5312	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE VENEZUELA BUT WITHOUT THE OPPOSITION LEADER LEAVING FOR SPAIN HAHAHAHA. WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS THE EIFFEL TOWER AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. COME BUILD YOUR CASTLE ON A FLOATING ISLAND MADE OF COTTON CANDY AND FLY ON A PIG WITH WINGS MADE OF RAINBOWS. YOU’LL LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET ABOUT POLITICS AND JUST HAVE A BLAST WITH US. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIES START A DANCE PARTY WITHOUT YOU!

Quirky Quince Quests

alphabet, alphabet books, books, Childhood, childhood books, Disappointment, education, Expectations, Fruit, growing up, Language, learning, Letters, Literature, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, quince, quirky, reading, Surprises, vocabulary

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more quince than you can shake a stick at! seriously, it’s like a quince paradise up in here. we have quince trees, quince houses, quince armor, you name it!

not only that, but we also have a secret underground quince society that you can join if you prove your worth by battling a giant quince monster. it’s intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights.

plus, our staff is made up entirely of talking quinces who will guide you on your quest for quince domination. they may be a little sour at times, but they mean well.

so come on down to our quince-tastic minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the quince king!

What is the IP for EvanFinity Minecraft Server?

EvanFinity, fortnite, Gaming, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	788526
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	7014
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

EvanFinity is a talented content creator who specializes in gaming and tech reviews on YouTube. With a passion for video games and technology, Evan brings insightful commentary and expertise to his content. He has gained a dedicated following for his honest reviews and entertaining gameplay videos. Follow EvanFinity for the latest updates on the hottest games and tech products.

Which Minecraft servers are similar to MineGlobe ?

anti p2w, custom content, custom GUIs, Custom menus, custom models, Custom Textured Items, Discord, Earth, Gamemodes, LifeSteal, MCMMO, minecraft network, Mini Games, Minigames, Play, playing hours, Servers, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Website, zero lag

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Cosmic Craft – Cosmic Craft offers a variety of gamemodes including Skyblock, Factions, and Creative. With custom features and a dedicated community, Cosmic Craft provides a similar immersive experience to MineGlobe.
Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide range of minigames and unique gameplay modes. With custom content and a thriving player base, Hypixel offers a similar level of excitement and engagement as MineGlobe.
Arkham Network – Arkham Network features gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, and Factions with custom features and a strong community. If you enjoy the custom content and gameplay elements of MineGlobe, Arkham Network is a great server to explore.
ManaCube – ManaCube offers gamemodes such as Survival, Skyblock, and Parkour with custom plugins and events. With a focus on player experience and engagement, ManaCube provides a similar level of immersion and entertainment as MineGlobe.
PixelmonCraft – If you’re a fan of Pixelmon and Minecraft, PixelmonCraft is a server that combines the two for a unique gameplay experience. With custom features and a dedicated community of Pokemon trainers, PixelmonCraft offers a similar level of creativity and enjoyment as MineGlobe.

ms.mineglobe.org

FattyLounge

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Skyblock No paid ranks Custom cosmetic ranks Multiplayer PVP Building Economy Minigames Creative Vanilla RPG Faction Hardcore Modded Whitelist Community Adventure Pixelmon Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ores Mined:	9458
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

FattyLounge is a server I started that has Survival and Skyblock. It also has no paid ranks, so everyone is on an even playing field. However, I do occasionally give out custom cosmetic ranks.

fattylounge.com

OPGods: Where inmates become PvP pros

1.16, 1.17, build battle, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Grief Prevention, inmates, KitPvP, Minigames, OPGods, Other, Prison, Pros, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Java IP	OPGods.net
Bedrock IP	OPGods.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/opgods

Website: https://www.opgods.net

Welcome to OPGods

The ultimate OP-Prison server where your journey to becoming the supreme miner begins. Immerse yourself in a world with custom ranks inspired by…

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP OPGods.net. For Bedrock players, use the same IP to connect.

Is there a Discord server for OPGods?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/opgods

Are there custom ranks on the server?

Yes, OPGods features custom ranks inspired by…

Can I visit the OPGods website?

Yes, you can visit our website at https://www.opgods.net

What makes OPGods different from other servers?

OPGods offers a unique OP-Prison experience with custom ranks…

Snail F*cking or Whale Eating Minecraft Server

Abilities, Animals, BIZARRE, Choice, controversial, conversation starter, debate, decision, Eating, ethical dilemma, FANTASY, Fcking, funny, humor, hypothetical, Minecraft, question.., Server, snail, snails, strange, SUPERPOWER, Unique, weird, Whale, Whales

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4874	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as the number of snails you can… well, you know. But don’t worry, we also have a special whale buffet for those who prefer a more… filling meal.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Snail King who grants wishes to those brave enough to face his slimy wrath. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret underwater whale kingdom where you can ride majestic whales into battle against the evil Squidward army.

So, what are you waiting for? Choose your superpower wisely and join us for a wild ride filled with snails, whales, and a whole lot of Minecraft madness.

Iove Japan Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, beautiful places, Cherry Blossoms, culture, Explore, Food, History, Iove, Japan, kyoto, love, Manga, Minecraft, MODERN, Shrines, smp, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Star Shards Collected:	206	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	159	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6149	Dragon Eggs Found:	8756
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Do you dream of building a giant sushi castle in Minecraft? Do you want to ride around on a pixelated Godzilla wreaking havoc on unsuspecting villagers? Then this is the SMP for you! Join us on our wacky Japanese-themed server where you can participate in sumo wrestling tournaments, go on quests to find the legendary samurai sword, and even battle it out in epic anime-style PvP battles. So come on, grab your chopsticks and join us for a truly kawaii Minecraft experience!