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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4878 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 50 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the beat of our resident DJ, the Villager in a top hat. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our server’s dungeons.
So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Watch out for the llama dance-off at spawn – it’s a sight you’ll never forget!
