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NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	4751
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BlockBling MC: Oh hi Anon, I’m Hamia – Trendy Minecraft Server for LOLs and Adventure! #MinecraftMadness #HamiaHype

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Oh hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiast! I’m Hamia, your new coworker on this epic server. Why should you join, you ask? Well let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. Can you imagine the riches you’ll be swimming in?? And don’t even get me started on the enchanted creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a literal blast! So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous and awesome creations together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze: LOLs and Blocks Server – PVP, Builders, Minigames. ‘Anyone try it?’

blocks, Builders, CraftyCraze, lols, Minigames, PvP, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Farms Harvested:	320
Divine Spears Created:	17	New Chunks Explored:	549278

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because this server is where all your wildest dreams come true!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself riding a flying pig through a rainbow-drenched sky, while a herd of friendly creepers serenades you with a chorus of “We Will Rock You.” And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be able to build a house out of diamonds, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have a dance-off with a pack of dancing zombies. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-lost players, who will share their secrets with you if you dare to explore the darkest corners of the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? (Cue dramatic music)

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MinecraftFate: Grand LOLder – Ultimate Gaming 4 Gamers – Join Now for Fun & Friendship – Slash & Craft Your Way to Victory

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and crazy quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Embark on advanced quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before! Battle water monsters on a floating island of innocents and save the day in the most epic way possible. Summon epic creatures like Hai Ba Trung and Morgan to aid you in your quest for glory!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about a Spring 2024 New Master Support Campaign that will blow your mind? Gain exclusive rewards and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your friends in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Access exclusive servant info, materials, summoning rates, and drop rates to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness

Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

anger, art, Bitch, Confrontation, criticism, emotional, fear, Horror, hypothetical, insult, kill, MAYHEM, Minecraft, murder, Painting, reaction, Revenge, stuck up, stupid, Tomie, Tomies, violent

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

FunkyCreeperCraft: Your Quest Begins Now, Noob!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no deep philosophical discussions? Well, look no further! Join our server where we dive into the mysteries of the universe while building epic creations!

Join us as we explore the symbolic meaning behind Christ being crucified between two thieves. Uncover the secrets of ancient wisdom and learn how math, symbols, and allegory can unlock the mysteries of the universe.

Ever wondered why we are of spiritual nature and placed into animal bodies? Well, on our server, we dive deep into these big questions and challenge our souls to evolve and learn through the trials and tribulations of Minecraft reality.

So why wait? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the universe while building your own epic creations. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way!

LimeCraft: Go Green or Go Home!

Blue, bluefags, control, Europe, EYES, genocided, green eyes, Green.., home, LimeCraft, Master, master race, Race, True

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there, where the green-eyed warriors reign supreme and the bluefags tremble in fear! Join us as we conquer Europe and establish our dominance, one block at a time.

But beware, on this server, nothing is as it seems. The cows can fly, the creepers breakdance, and the lava turns into chocolate milk (not really, please don’t jump in the lava thinking it’s actually delicious).

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, anything can happen. Join us now and be a part of the legendary green-eyed army, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Don’t be a bluefag, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, destined to be immortalized in the annals of gaming history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyTrendz: “Omg tell me about a game/gaming related thing you like” – a unique and trendy Minecraft server name that’s sure to grab attention!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9521
Alien Abductions:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8807

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Not convinced yet? How about this – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers until the sun comes up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a quest to find the legendary golden potato, rumored to have the power to turn players into invincible warriors. And if that’s not enough, we have a giant maze filled with angry villagers who are just dying to give you a tour of their village.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft server now and experience a world like you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.