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TinyDickCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Animals Bred:	153
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

ArmorCraft MC Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is rumored to be getting a big expansion that will blow your mind! We’re talking new biomes, mobs, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers, but shh, don’t tell anyone).

But that’s not all! To help market our epic expansion, we’re considering creating a short promotional anime that will have you on the edge of your seat. Picture this: Steve and his trusty llama sidekick, Larry, embark on a quest to save the server from an evil Ender Dragon who’s been causing chaos. Will they succeed? Will they find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny? You’ll have to join our server to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and yelling “Creeper, oh man” in no time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Love Letters Sent:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just the beginning!

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to turn your enemies into adorable kittens with just a click of a button.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land filled with candy and unicorns.

So why did she do it? Because she wanted to experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

WizardCube | New Magic Server | 1.19+ Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3338
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

WIZARDCUBE in OBT!

After a long time of development, I can confidently announce that WIZARDCUBE is in OBT!

We are very glad to each player who will visit our project and leave a review. Thank you!

We are open to any criticism, and players who help the project in any way will be rewarded!

Bugs/Ideas/Defects, report in the group messages. (vk.com/wizardcube)

Your contribution helps develop the project!

Also, in honor of the opening, each player will have two weeks

Unlocked the Little Dark Wyvern in the pet menu. More details in /pets.

Interested? Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

Our IP: Play.WizardCube.ru

Website: WizardCube.ru

Thank you for your attention!

And for your future review

78.69.64.179:25568

TeaseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	1756	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of just being a tease for attention without ever intending to have gay sex? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of leading multiple players on at once, just like you do on 4chan and reddit.

Imagine the excitement of sending pics of your disembodied ass and hole to other players, keeping them on the edge for weeks at a time. And the best part? You can make up wild stories about being on the downlow and being super discreet about everything, just like you do in real life!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a tease and never have to follow through, join us now! Just remember to only respond to chats when you’re horny, because that’s the only time that matters. See you there!

Cryptocraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal in the game that transported them to a land filled with talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! This server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with Endermen and Skeletons. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GeorgiaCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bravery, celebration, comes out, coming out, Community, courage, empowerment, equality, georgia, GeorgiaCraft, Identity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, pride, Self Discovery, Server, She, Support, Today, Tomorrow, VISIBILITY

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	956
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through Georgia… or maybe tomorrow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that pigs can fly…literally! Watch as they soar through the sky on their magical wings.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the moonwalk.

3. Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs?

4. The villagers on our server are actually secret agents in disguise. You never know who might be spying on you while you’re building your epic castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Georgia, tomorrow, and beyond await you!

MadMinecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Crops Grown:	9785
Votes:	3062	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with fundamentalist Christians, abused cowboys, and even some fabulous gays! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come on, don’t be a Tony, join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

HeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Animals Bred:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a regular player? Well, on our server, we have a player who claims to be a bird! That’s right, a bird playing Minecraft! Join us for the chance to witness this feathered friend build nests, fly around, and maybe even lay some virtual eggs. Who knows what kind of crazy antics this bird will get up to next!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their porcine revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a dragon. Will you be the one to uncover this epic loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing with a bird, talking pigs, and hidden treasures!

SquidGirl’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Animals Bred:	148
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on your quest for diamond loot. They may even teach you how to do the chicken dance in-game!

2. We have a special PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a melon-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else.

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake!

4. We host weekly llama races where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a llama-zing time for all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky talking chickens…they’re always up to something!