rhyming – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

WeinsteinCraft Minecraft Server

aids, controversial, Critic, dark humor, Dead, death, first name, food critic, Gay, hair, Illness, Jay, last name, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, poetry, Provocative, rhyming, satire, Server, Weinstein, WeinsteinCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

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Realm of Her Essence 1.21.4

1.21.4, Be the hero, be the hero tags, come here, come here for more, come here tags, Essence, Hero, hero long tail tags, hero tags, long tail, long tail tags, more, more tags, Realm, somebody, somebody tags, tags, told, told to come, told to come here, told to come tags

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s where all the cool kids hang out and where the legendary “her” resides. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that go down here. Plus, who knows, you might just become the hero everyone’s been waiting for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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ExHusbandXValentine’sGone

Affair, affair partner, birthstone, Divorce, divorce finalization, divorce proceedings, ex husband, ExHusbandXValentinesGone, Gaslighting, hate, Infidelity, jewelry, mail, moving on, narcissist, no contact, package, Resentment, Self Respect, separation, valentine’s gift

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cheating spouses and cheap jewelry.

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions you experienced with your ex. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures to distract yourself from the heartbreak?

And don’t worry about running into your ex here – unless he’s secretly a Minecraft character, in which case, we can’t help you. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any more “wrong address” excuses on our server!

So come on over and let’s build a world together where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s mail.

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ValentineVillain in Minecraft SMP

Affection, celebration, Chocolate, commercialized holiday, couples, Cupid, DATING, emotions, February 14th, Flowers, Gifts, Heart, love, Minecraft, mixed feelings, relationships, romance, sentiment, singles awareness day, smp, societal pressure, Valentine’s Day, ValentineVillain

OMG you guys, like, this Minecraft SMP is totally the place to be for Valentine’s Day! Like, we have a secret love potion that makes all the players fall in love with each other and build heart-shaped houses together. And, like, if you find a special Valentine’s Day diamond in the mines, you get a special date with the server owner who is secretly Cupid in disguise. It’s, like, totally romantic and stuff. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you kiss a creeper on Valentine’s Day, it turns into a cute little heart-shaped pet that follows you around and explodes with love instead of TNT. So, like, come join us for the most romantic and explosive Valentine’s Day ever! 💖💥 #LoveIsInTheAir #MinecraftValentineMadness

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BlockPartyRIP

BlockPartyRIP, death bed, departing message, dying thoughts, dying wish, end of existence, end of journey, end of life, farewell message, final breath, final farewell, final goodbye, final message, final moments, final thoughts, final words, last words, mortality, parting words, passing away

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a herd of sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon!

Our server is so epic that even Steve himself would drop his diamond sword in awe. So why waste your precious time on those lame servers when you can spend it here, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high?

Join now and let your last words be “I regret nothing, except not joining this amazing server sooner!”

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WarriorTunes Minecraft Server

activism, artist, Censorship, Conflict, death, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, police raid, Political, protest, protest movement, Russian, Server, Singer/Songwriter, Tragedy, tragic event, Ukraine, War, WarriorTunes

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. You gotta join cuz we got Russian singer-songwriters falling outta windows during police raids, like, what even is that?! It’s like a real-life soap opera but in Minecraft form, ya know? Plus, we got diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. It’s a wild ride, my dude. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

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HackCraft: Revenge of Anonymous

#hacktivism, ANONYMOUS, avenge, cyber attack, cyber revenge, cybercrime, cybersecurity, defaces, digital protest, digital warfare, Hack, HackCraft, HACKING, hacktivist group, internet security, online activism, Political protest, RETALIATION, Revenge, Russian, taiwan, Website

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hackers who will avenge any hack on Taiwan by defacing Russian websites. It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of tanks. Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Kremlin in under an hour. So come join the madness and show off your building skills while fighting for justice in the digital world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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Whale Poop Fertilizes Oceans | No Whales, No Life

commercial hunting, consequences, Environment, environmental impact, far-reaching, fertilize, fertilizes, Iron, iron fertilization, Life, loss of whales, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine predators, ocean ecosystems, oceans, past oceans, Poop, PREDATORS, Whale, whale poop, Whales

come join our minecraft server, where we have WHALES POOPIN IRON everywhere! yea u heard that right, iron poop! imagine the possibilities, build ur house out of whale poop iron blocks and become the richest player on the server!

we got a whole ecosystem goin on here, with whales pooping out iron to help fertilize the oceans and keep everything in balance. but watch out for those pesky commercial hunters tryna take out our precious iron-pooping whales, we gotta protect them at all costs!

so come on down and join the fun, build, mine, and protect the iron-pooping whales on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knew poop could be so valuable in the virtual world? let’s make some magic happen, one poop block at a time!

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New Server IP
Flash SMP

active community, Adventure, bedrock edition, Creative, crossplay, Custom Features, Economy, Events, Flash SMP, Griefers, java, Land Claims, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Shops, Survival, Survival Games, Tournaments

Flash SMP – Java & Bedrock Edition

Welcome to Flash SMP, the ultimate survival multiplayer experience! Our server supports both Java and Bedrock (PE) players, so everyone can join the adventure!

What We Offer: Crossplay – Java & PE players can play together! Active Community – Friendly players & helpful staff! Custom Features – Unique plugins & cool mechanics! Events & Tournaments – Fun challenges & big rewards! Economy & Shops – Trade, buy & sell with other players! Land Claims – Protect your builds from griefers! PVP & PVE – Battle players or take on dangerous mobs!

Join Now and Start Your Adventure!

flashcityrp.xyz

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Survival without husk server minecraft

husk, Minecraft, Server, Survival

The description of the server server “Survival without husk” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

068s.vanillaboxmc.ru

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DementiaCraft

active member, age verification, Applications, building, Community, consideration, Content Creation, DementiaCraft, Exploring, Fun, Inclusivity, Kindness, Mature Players, Maturity, Minecraft, Pixelated World, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, safe space, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Toxicity, Two months, vetting, virtual haven, Whitelist

DementiaCraft Overview

Server Name	DementiaCraft
Player Age Limit	25 and above
Mission	Cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity, and brimming with respect, responsibility, and fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age limit for players on DementiaCraft?	Players must be 25 years or older to join the server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Visit the DementiaCraft website to learn more about the server and the application process.
Is content creation allowed on DementiaCraft?	Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least two months. Streaming from the server is not permitted at this time.
How long does it take for the moderators to review applications?	Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications. Your patience is appreciated.