Revopoint Minecraft Servers

Revopoint Minecraft Servers

  • Blockheadz R Us

    Blockheadz R Us
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2662
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5993 Votes: 5642

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoganCraft Minecraft Server

    RoganCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2352
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Towns Built: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

    So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2343
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

    MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 8193
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

    Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

    PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 9535
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mines Excavated: 2804
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

    KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 5547
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Ores Mined: 9867
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPanic: Brain Battle

    PixelPanic: Brain Battle
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 1190
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where the amygdala is the key to building the best houses and the thalamus is where you find all the rare diamonds! forget about depression and antisocial behavior, because here you’ll be too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers to even think about being sad. and ladies, don’t worry about anxiety and ADHD, because on this server, the thalamus is your ticket to becoming the ultimate warrior princess! so come on, join us and let’s explore this crazy world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: GoodShowGoneWrong

    Minecraft SMP: GoodShowGoneWrong
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 5683
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Bobobrine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it that if you defeat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to hang in your virtual house.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem

    Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1930
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a new adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server, where you’ll never have to worry about being the only player again!

    Imagine a world where you can recruit as many players as you want, but then decide you don’t actually want to because it’s too much work. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind and keeping your players on their toes.

    And don’t worry about the workload – we promise it will be lighter than expected, even though it’s actually the complete opposite. But hey, who doesn’t love a challenge, right?

    Join us now and experience the drama and manipulation of a small business owner in labor, all while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft. Will you be able to handle the chaos and come out on top? Join our server and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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