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SpeakerphoneSteve – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Behavior, Communication, consideration, Conversation, disturbance, Etiquette, inconsiderate, loud, Manners, Minecraft, mobile phones, people, pet peeve, privacy, Public, public spaces, smp, Social Interaction, social norms, Speakerphone, SpeakerphoneSteve, Technology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of hearing people blabbering on speakerphone in public like they own the place? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict no-speakerphone policy! That’s right, no annoying phone conversations blasting in your ears while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who explodes every time someone uses speakerphone. So join us if you dare, and say goodbye to those obnoxious public phone calls once and for all!

CraftyQsMC

ask people, Communication, conversation starter, CraftyQsMC, deep conversation, engaging question, favorite question, favorite question to ask, favorite thing to ask, favorite topic, get to know you, getting to know someone, Icebreaker, memorable question, open-ended question, personal preference, sharing experiences, Social Interaction, sparking conversation, starting a conversation, Thought-provoking

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in the sunlight? Well, look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of talking pigs who will guide you through our wacky world of wonder. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! Feel like riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Find and befriend this rare bird and you’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

PhillyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military presence, military tensions, Minecraft, missile defense, north, Philippines, PhillyCraft, regional stability, security concerns, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, territorial disputes, US missile system

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. and, get this, the other day, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. like, what even?!

also, like, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events. one time, they spawned a giant zombie that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKyiv: Invade4Peace

border conflict, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyiv, cross-border tensions, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, fair, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invade4Peace, Military Action, Négotiation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tension, russia, security concerns, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	8085
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	212110
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

so like, ukraine was all like, “we gotta go into russia to make them talk nice to us” and everyone was like, “whaaaat??” but then they were like, “yeah, we gotta do it for peace, man.” so they went in and started building peace talks out of blocks and stuff, like in minecraft. it was crazy, but it worked! now they’re all friends and stuff. come join our server and build peace talks with us, it’s wild!

NociceptorNation

biology, Brain, cellular level, Differences, experiences, gender, health, male-female differences, Medical, nerve cells, neuroscience, NociceptorNation, nociceptors, Pain, pain sensing, pain signals, physiology, research, Sensory, study, Transmitting

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	5323	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Star Shards Collected:	291	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience pain like never before! our nociceptors are next level, transmitting pain signals to your brain in the most intense and exhilarating way possible. you’ll feel every block break, every creeper explosion, and every fall from a tall tower like never before. come join us and see if you can handle the ultimate pain challenge in minecraft!

Camp Craft Season 2: The Boomer Edition

application, Auctionhouse, Bluemap, boomer, Camp, Cheat, Community, Craft, DETECTION, Discord, Edition, Essentialx, Griefprevention, Guidelines, Jobs, maintenance, MCMMO, Playerwarps, Plugin, Plugins, Quickshop, rules, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, travel, WildRTP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2566	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	399	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2!!!

Overview
We’re back! And better than ever! Join our Whitelisted SMP server for endless challenges, vibrant community, and unique ranking system.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
Do you have any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is 18+ only.
Do you sell ranks or ask for money?	No, we do not sell ranks or collect donations. The server is supported independently.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We have AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, and additional maintenance, cheat detection, and grief prevention mods.
What are the server rules?	– Be Nice – No Harrassment or Bigotry – No Cheating – No Grieving/Stealing – Obtain consent for builds near other players – Claim important builds – No Item Dupes – No Hate Speech or Harassment
How can I apply to join the server?	Fill out the application with your Preferred name, Minecraft name, Discord name, Age, Country & Timezone, Reasons for joining, Activity level, and other hobbies/games played.

StrokeyCraft Minecraft Server

anyone stroke, anyone stroke for her, anyone stroke for her before, before, Minecraft, Server, Stroke, stroke for her, stroke for her before, StrokeyCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Have you ever wanted to stroke a virtual llama in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our llamas are known for their silky smooth fur and impeccable grooming habits. Join us for the ultimate llama petting experience!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Dance the night away with these explosive beats and watch out for the zombie dance battles that break out on the dance floor.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with hot lava! Don’t worry, our expert builders have ensured that the roller coaster is completely safe…ish.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other!

HelluvaHotelMC SMP #1990

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Discord, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, HelluvaHotelMC, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Slippery Squire Edition, smp, Startup

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where demons try to rehabilitate themselves to reduce overpopulation in Hell. It’s like a twisted version of Animal Crossing, but with more fire and brimstone!

In this server, you can run your own small assassin business with your demon pals. Who needs a regular job when you can be a demon entrepreneur in Hell? Plus, there’s a receptionist hellhound named Loona – what more could you ask for?

Join now and experience the chaos of running a startup in Hell. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make it to Heaven by checking out of our demon hotel. It’s a wild ride filled with laughs, screams, and maybe a little bit of fire. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, backyard expansion, basement parties, calling the cops, cars parked, disruptive neighbors, elaborate bar, fake cameras, gaga ball pit, loud music, loud parties, Minecraft, neighborhood disturbance, noisy neighbors, party goers, party neighbors, partying behavior, police calls, police intervention, project X style party, Server, weekend parties

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the neighbors throw wild parties that put Project X to shame! Join us for a chance to witness gaga ball pits, elaborate bars, and 200 party-goers all in one backyard. And don’t worry, the cops are always on speed dial for when things get too rowdy.

Set up your own surveillance cameras to keep an eye on the shenanigans next door, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the mysterious above-ground lights that never seem to turn on. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll witness on our server – just make sure to watch out for those fake cameras, they’re everywhere!

So come on over and join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe call the cops if things get out of hand. Just don’t park in front of the driveway, or you might find yourself stuck in a virtual traffic jam!

AutisticCraft: No party for you!

autistic stepdaughter, AutisticCraft, behavior issues, birthday celebrations, Birthday Party, children’s parties, communication challenges, coping with disappointment, emotional impact, exclusion, family dynamics, inclusive events, managing expectations, parental decisions, Party, prioritizing feelings, sibling relationships, social cues, special needs, stepfamily conflicts, understanding differences

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of prioritizing your feelings first, just like this mom prioritized her daughter’s birthday party over her stepdaughter’s feelings? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to be the center of attention and have their special day celebrated without any unwanted tantrums or candle-blowing incidents.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real-life drama. Who needs family conflicts when you can have a blast building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players who understand the importance of putting yourself first?

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is the one you create in-game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!