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SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

care, death, Events, Existence, existentialism, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, nihilism, noteworthy, people, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Random, Reality, smp, Space, stimuli, Succession, Time

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?

WeddingCraftDogNoShow

Allergies, atmosphere, compromise, dog, emotional attachment, emotional support animal, family, family dynamics, guest list, INTIMATE, no pets, outdoor venue, pet etiquette, sister-in-law, small event, venue policy, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, WeddingCraftDogNoShow, yappy dog

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “no dogs allowed” to a whole new level! Imagine a world where tiny, yappy Pomeranians roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for the wedding of the century, where the bride and groom are faced with the ultimate dilemma: to let the dog-loving sister-in-law bring her furry friend to the ceremony or risk a family feud. Will love conquer all, or will the Pomeranian reign supreme?

Experience the thrill of navigating a wedding venue with a strict no-pets policy, all while dodging allergic reactions and emotional support animal arguments. Can you survive the drama and still say “I do” without a doggy disaster?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the wildest wedding ever to grace the world of Minecraft. Who needs a bouquet toss when you have a Pomeranian parade?

SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol free, alcohol withdrawal, alcoholism, coping mechanisms, healthy living, lifestyle changes, long-term sobriety., mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, quit alcohol, Recovery, self improvement, smp, Sobriety, SobrietySquad, substance abuse treatment, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of waking up with a hangover and regretting all your life choices? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the cure for all your alcohol-related woes! Join our server and you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll forget all about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual drinks are calorie-free and never give you a headache. So say goodbye to the booze and hello to blocky adventures!

CreepyCreeperCraft

childhood anxiety, childhood experiences, childhood fears, childhood flashbacks, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood trauma, CreepyCreeperCraft, disturbing images, emotional distress, emotional scars, haunting memories, lasting trauma, long-lasting impact, mental health, psychological effects, psychological trauma, traumatic events, traumatic experiences, traumatic flashbacks

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Void Gems Collected:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1173
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a pack of wolves start rapping about their love for bones.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server out there, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. And who knows, you might just discover something that will traumatize you in the best way possible.

HouthiMissileMadness

Anti-Ship Missiles, Arming, arms trade, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, group, Houthi, HouthiMissileMadness, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile technology, negotiations, russia, SECURITY, talks, weapons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7138	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, liek, u kno wat wud be totally epic? joining dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u, it’s lit AF. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha-cha, and villagers straight up breakdancin. it’s a whole party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out.

but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.

so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”

Extinct Feline Revival: Purr-fect Achievement

achievement, Biodiversity, biology, Birth, celebrate, conservation, conservation efforts, discovery, Endangered species, Environmental, Extinct, Feline, feline species, Purrfect, research, Revival, scientific breakthrough, scientists, species revival, success, triumph, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where scientists have just discovered a brand new species of cats that were thought to be extinct for DECADES. imagine exploring the world and stumbling upon these rare and majestic creatures, it’s like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt.

we have created a special area in the server dedicated to these feline friends, where you can interact with them, feed them fish, and even ride them into battle against creepers and skeletons. it’s a purrfectly pawsome experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

join us now and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover other mythical creatures like unicorns or dragons lurking in the shadows. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

SpaceMagma Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Donations, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Server, Space, SpaceMagma, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	3343	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

The owner of the server «SpaceMagma» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.216.48.149:25852

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Competition, Decline, Eso, eve online, FFXIV, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, market analysis, Minecraft, mmorpg, Multiplayer Games, Online Games, osrs, Player Base, player preferences, player retention, player-engagement, Server, Subscription Model, virtual worlds, wow

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Crops Grown:	1072	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

Anime girl, best tits, chloe, Community, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, Idol, internet celebrity, japanese, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, smp, streaming, talent, talent agency, tits, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!