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Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Conclusion, decision, doubt, dust, dust settled, Evaluation, hindsight, hindsight bias, judgment, Minecraft, now.., outcome, perspective, question.., reassessment, Reflection, reflection on past decisions, right, second guessing, settler, smp, uncertainty, validation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

SMPMineCraftRider

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

Accountability, consequences, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, hindsight, hindsight bias, impulsivity, inner conflict, justification, learning experience, mistake, OopsCraft, perseverance, personal growth, rationalization, Reflection, regret, Risk-taking, SELF AWARENESS, stubbornness, yolo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

communication cut off, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, east asia, geopolitical issues, inter-Korean relations, international relations, isolated regime, Korean border, Korean division, Korean Peninsula, military standoff, North Korea, NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv, political conflict, rail links, regional stability, road links, south korea, Tensions, transportation disruption

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
New Chunks Explored:	674399	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Towns Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

core symptom, depression treatment, experimental studies, Innovative treatments, longer term, magic mushrooms, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, mood enhancement, neurotransmitters, optimism, Potential, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Rats, research, serotonin, Server, Shroomy, Therapy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	2672
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, bedrock, blocky, Discreet, escort services, fantasy fulfillment, fetish, genuine, hire, kink, Minecraft, not joking, paid companionship, paid services, privacy, Prostitute, question.., Server, sex, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, watch

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Emeralds Found:	2136	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

Doctor, Focus, goal-setting, health, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, MANIFESTING, manifesting success, medication, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Modafinil, motivation, positivity, Prescription, productivity, self improvement, smp, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	81
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Emeralds Found:	3958	Mines Excavated:	1925
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Farms Harvested:	864	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

BlockyJerkzMC

10. violation of trust, 11. inappropriate behavior, 12. personal boundaries, 13. uncomfortable situations, 14. unwanted behavior, 15. disrespectful actions, 16. inappropriate conduct, 17. violation of trust, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. uncomfortable situations, 2. sexual harassment, 20. unwanted behavior, 3. uncomfortable situations, 4. boundaries crossed, 5. personal violation, 6. awkward encounters, 7. unwanted advances, 8. disrespectful actions, 9. inappropriate conduct, BlockyJerkzMC, Inappropriate Behavior

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4925
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!