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Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	216	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	178
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7292
Potions Brewed:	190	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Villages Defended:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimension Hops:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2862
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Divine Spears Created:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ores Mined:	9348	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8300	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crops Grown:	3064
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!