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The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magic Items Found:	1120
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Emeralds Found:	4088	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

LottoLlamaCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9863	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Animals Bred:	77	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

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Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

Axel Syrios, banter, Banzoin Hakka, blocky, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, hololive, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live streaming, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Server, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

addiction, addiction recovery, African American, black guy, Cigarette, discrimination, guy, lung cancer, Minecraft, Minority, nicotine, public health, quitting smoking, Race, smoking, smoking behavior, smoking cessation, smp, Social Issues, stereotype, tobacco, tobacco industry, unhealthy habit

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	8575	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	242	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crops Grown:	4194
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Love Letters Sent:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCravings

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	2417
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.