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DonetskCraft: S-300 Smackdown

air defense, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, donetsk, Donetsk oblast, DonetskCraft, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Military, military intervention, missile defense, Russian, S-300 system, S300, SECURITY, SmackDown, Syrskyi, Syrskyi statement, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	135	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2726	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine be hitting Russian S-300 systems in Donetsk Oblast?! Like, bruh, that’s some next level PvP action right there! Join our server and be a part of the epic battle between Ukraine and Russia, except it’s in Minecraft and there are no real consequences, just a whole lotta fun!

We got players building giant S-300 systems and launching missiles at each other, all in the name of good ol’ fashioned chaos. Plus, our admin Syrskyi is like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and making sure everyone has a blast. Literally, there are explosions everywhere, it’s lit!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of international conflict in the safety of your own blocky world. Who needs real world drama when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

WhovianCraft: Uniting Differences

acceptance, British, Character development, compassion, Differences, different people, Diversity, dr who, Empathy, friendship, good qualities, lessons, life lessons, morality, relationships, Sci Fi, Teaches, television, time travel, Understanding, Uniting, VALUES, WhovianCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mines Excavated:	1980	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

so like, imagine a minecraft server where dr. who is the mayor and he teaches us all about finding good qualities in different people. like, he’s got this crazy TARDIS that can teleport you to different dimensions within the game. one time, he took us to a dimension where everything was made out of candy and we had to fight off evil gummy bears. it was wild, man.

plus, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who help us mine for diamonds. they’re like our little buddies, always cracking jokes and making us laugh.

and get this, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where we all dance the night away and battle it out in epic dance-offs. it’s a blast, trust me.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then join us and let dr. who show you the way to finding the good in everyone. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

OpioidCraft: Isoform Inhibitors

Chronic pain, chronic pain treatment, drug development, drug safety, effective treatment, inhibitors, Isoform, medical breakthrough, Medical research, opioid inhibitors, opioid safety, opioid therapy, OpioidCraft, opioids, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pharmaceuticals, protein isoform inhibitors, protein therapy, research, safer opioids, Therapy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da craziest stuff goin on, like seriously bro. we got protein isoform inhibitors all up in dis place, makin opioids safer and more effective for chronic pain. like, who knew minecraft could be so scientific, amirite?

join us and be part of da revolution in pain management, u won’t regret it. plus, we got like, secret underground labs where we experiment with all sorts of crazy stuff, it’s like a mad scientist’s dream come true.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and let’s make minecraft history together, one protein inhibitor at a time. let’s get lit, fam!

SPERMACRAFT Minecraft server

anti cheat, anti-xer, banner, best, description, develop, LARGEST, Launch, minecraft server, Play, Project, Server, SPERMACRAFT

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	80
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2244
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

This server is the largest and currently the best project you can imagine.The server has just launched, play and developAnti-cheat and anti-xer are present.

ru4.mineserv.su:27292

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

be like, Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, English speakers, Expressions, funny, humor, Language, LolCraft, might start dicking around, Minecraft, misunderstandings, native speakers, non-native speakers, Server, Slang, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness English speakers trying to communicate in Minecraft chat like “OMG, I found a creeper, LOL” or “BRB, gotta go mine some obsidian, TTYL.” It’s a hilarious mess that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also known for hosting epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players ride chickens through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes. And let’s not forget about our legendary TNT cannon battles, where chaos reigns supreme and explosions are the name of the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Biden’s Bedlam Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Bedlam, biden, Bidens, commentary, criticism, current events, Failing.., Government, Incompetence, joe biden, leadership, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, reaction, Server, shitting the bed, social media, tfw, Video, viral

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Once upon a time, Joe Biden decided to take a break from politics and try his hand at Minecraft. Little did he know, he would stumble upon our server and completely lose his mind. Watch as he tries to build a wall around his base, only to have it blown up by a creeper.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon, challenging players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ExHubbyNoVacay Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, cruise vacation, Divorce, emotional affair, ExHubbyNoVacay, family vacation, healing, marriage proposal, Minecraft, open marriage, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, second chance, self-care, Server, single parenting, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex-husband’s emotional affair? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

We offer a unique experience where you can open up your Minecraft world just like John wanted to open up his marriage. Who needs monogamy when you can have multiple bases and alliances in the game?

Reconnect with old friends (or enemies) on our server and see if you can build something new together, just like this 37F did with her ex-husband. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up getting back together in the game and building a virtual family.

But beware, just like in real life, things can get heated on our server. From accusations of not having enough time for your Minecraft partner to heated discussions about moving in together, you’ll experience it all.

So join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

HubbyCheckBeforePlans

abusive behavior, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, control, Double-checking, Exclusivity, friendship, HubbyCheckBeforePlans, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, Motherhood, parenting, partner, Plans, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where checking in with your husband is not only encouraged, it’s a requirement! Why? Because we believe in the power of communication and making sure your loved ones know where you are at all times, just like in real life!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, but make sure to always inform your husband before embarking on any quests. Who knows, he might even join in on the fun and bring snacks for everyone!

Forget about creepy friends who don’t understand the importance of letting your partner know your every move. Here, we support healthy relationships and making sure no one gets lost in a ditch while exploring the virtual world.

So come on, join our server and show Amy that checking in with your husband is not only normal, it’s essential for a happy and safe gaming experience. Plus, who wouldn’t want a friend who brings snacks and always has your back? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together!

NoSecondDate Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mistakes, dating red flags, dating stories, dating tips, deal breakers, first date, first impressions, Minecraft, NoSecondDate, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, second date, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring first dates that end in awkward goodbyes and no second date in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love and adventure!

Picture this: you and your date are exploring the vast world of our server, mining diamonds and building epic structures together. But then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers ambush you both and you have to work together to survive. The adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping death will bond you two like never before.

Or how about this scenario: you and your date stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot, but before you can celebrate, a horde of zombies appears. You both fight bravely, back to back, until the sun rises and the zombies are defeated. The sense of accomplishment will make you realize that this person is a keeper.

So why settle for boring first dates when you can have unforgettable adventures on our Minecraft server? Join now and find your player two!

BlockyPopCherryGone

BlockyPopCherryGone, emotional, Experience, first time, growth, History, Impact, Intimacy, Journey, life changing, love, Memories, partner, past, Personal, Reflection, relationships, sex, Significant, Story, VIRGINITY

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4413	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Ever wondered what happened to the person who took your Minecraft virginity? Well, on our server, they’re probably building a castle made entirely out of obsidian and diamond blocks, just to flex on everyone else. And who knows, maybe you’ll run into them and have a hilarious reunion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!