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CraftyKremlinWarriors

Allies, Communication, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Kremlin, MIDDLE EAST, Peacekeeping, Politics, Reassurance, solidarity, Tehran, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	276
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4119	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life, like seriously bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.

we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.

Block the Bite Minecraft Server

#Textiles, BITE, Bite Blocking, BLOCK, clothing, Clothing (Industry), disease prevention, Fabric, Fabric Development, health, innovation, Innovation in Textiles, insect repellent, Minecraft, mosquito, Mosquito Bite Prevention, mosquito control, Protection, research, researchers, Science, Server, Technology, textile engineering

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Items Found:	5682	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got textiles dat block dem pesky mosquito bites! imagine playin minecraft without gettin all itchy from dem bloodsuckers, it’s a game changer, fo realz.

we got scientists workin round da clock to make sure yo character stays itch-free while u build dem epic structures and battle dem creepers. ain’t nothin gonna stop u from bein da ultimate minecraft boss on dis server, not even dem annoying mosquitoes.

so come on and join us, where da bugs don’t bite and da fun never stops. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

baby accessories, baby essentials, baby fashion, baby gear, baby products, comfort, cute, infant care, Minecraft, pacifier clips, pacifier designs, pacifier holders, pacifier safety, pacifier trends, pacifiers, parenting, PIXEL, playhouse, Server, Sexy, soothing, stylish pacifiers, teething, trendy pacifiers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun!

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, niji, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Shenanigans, shitposting, shu yamino, smp, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew, where you can witness epic battles between Petra Gurin and a horde of zombies, or watch LazuLight try to build a house without setting it on fire (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once had a build-off that ended with a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. True story.

And let’s not forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, Reimu Endou, and the gang once staged a musical performance using only note blocks. It was so beautiful, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear.

Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma throwing the wildest raves this side of the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie dance the Macarena.

And who could forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and RenZott0 formed a boy band called “The Creeper Crushers” and took the Minecraft world by storm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it.

CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

communication in relationships, confrontational situations, controlling girlfriend, CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft, Friendship Dynamics, friendship fallout, Gender Roles, group outings, hanging out, Hiking, lunch with friends, odd relationship dynamic, personal boundaries, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, social dynamics, social etiquette, swimming hole, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4579	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, classic, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, Rewatchable, RewatchableSMP, series, smp, television, Timeless, top rated, tv show

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crops Grown:	3699	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Towns Built:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	104
Magic Items Found:	2079	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Blocky Brain Busters

blocky, Brain, brain fog, brain health, brain impacts, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, covid complications, Covid-19, health, long haulers, long-term effects, long-term recovery, Medical research, Neurological, neurological symptoms, pandemic, post-covid syndrome, research, respiratory illness, study, Virus

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Votes:	7561	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Towns Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.