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PixelPupPaparazzi

Allergy, Asshole, chipotle style, Confrontation, County, Document, dog, Furniture, health code violation, indoor pet, local ], pet allergies, Picture, PixelPupPaparazzi, privacy, privacy violation, Restaurant, stranger, throwaway, VIOLATION

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mines Excavated:	2402	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this chipotle-style restaurant encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness pixelated pets taking over the furniture, just like in this real-life drama.

Take screenshots of the chaos and use them as proof to report health code violations in our virtual world. Watch as players argue over privacy rights and get into heated debates over who’s the real pixelated asshole.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem of our server – where every block holds a new adventure and every player is just one screenshot away from starting a virtual showdown. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Toilet Bowl Warriors Minecraft Server

Bowl, Minecraft, Server, TOILET, Warriors

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is for the true daredevils of the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special challenge for all the brave souls out there. Can you aim your urine directly into the center of the toilet bowl in our virtual bathrooms? If you can master this skill, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game and summon a rain of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.

LoveCrafted

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old relationships in Minecraft where you have to constantly worry about keeping your partner happy? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate relationship challenge!

Picture this: you and your partner are exploring a cave together, when suddenly a horde of creepers ambush you. Your partner panics and accidentally hits you with their diamond sword, causing you to lose half your hearts. But instead of getting mad, you both laugh it off and work together to defeat the creepers.

This kind of teamwork and communication is what sets our server apart. So if you’re looking to strengthen your bond with your Minecraft partner in the most epic and hilarious way possible, join us now! Who knows, you might just come out of it with a stronger relationship and a newfound love for explosive situations.

SpyCraft: HouthiHijinks

American, arrested, Conflict, Espionage, foreign relations, government crackdown, HouthiHijinks, Houthis, intelligence, international affairs, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, secret agents, SECURITY, spy cell, Spycraft, Surveillance, Terrorism, undercover operation, Yemen

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Towns Built:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	838	Potions Brewed:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Yemen’s Houthis are talking about it! They say we have an ‘American-Israeli spy cell’ running around causing chaos and mayhem. But don’t worry, we’re just here to have a good time and mine some diamonds!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those Houthis what real Minecraft fun looks like!

CraftyAI vs SelfCheckouts

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Chatbots, convenience, CraftyAI, customer service, drive-thrus, efficiency, employment, Future, human labor, innovation, job security, Machines, Retail, self checkout, SelfCheckouts, stores, Technology, technology advancement, Workforce

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	793917	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Emeralds Found:	1870
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the pigs ride the chickens and the creepers do the macarena before they explode? well, welcome to our server, where the only automation you’ll find is the redstone contraptions built by our resident mad scientists. forget about AI taking over the world, here we have villagers who can communicate with dolphins and trade emeralds for enchanted diamond pickaxes.

join us if u wanna experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama with a saddle made of enchanted golden carrots. our server is like a drive-thru on steroids, with chatbots that tell jokes and dispense free diamonds instead of burgers.

come on down to our server, where the only self checkout you’ll find is when you defeat the ender dragon without breaking a sweat. who needs automation when u can have epic adventures and build insane structures with your bare hands? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CubeCadia: Where Minecraft Dungeons are scarier than your taxes! No Resets, just pure survival fun!

Artifacts, BUILD, cherry biomes, CubeCadia, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, daily bosses, Discord, dream home, Dungeons, Explore, Farming, Fishing, friendly community, Fun, growth stations, job skill trees, level up, Minecraft, Mining, Player Warps, PlayStation, Pure, Quests, Resets, Rewards, scarier, Shops, smp, sniffer pets, special gems, Survival, TAXES, Tournaments, Trailer, ultimate Minecraft experience, Unique Features

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

IP Address	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs/bosses to fight
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp
Custom Items – Over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – Daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards
Quests – Daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks, progress job skill trees for special loot
Cross Play – Play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What version does the server support?

The server supports version 1.19 to 1.20.6

Can I play on different devices?

Yes, you can play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or PlayStation

What kind of custom items are offered?

Over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items are available

Are there daily quests available?

Yes, the server offers daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and holiday quests

How do I earn rewards on the server?

There are various reward systems such as daily rewards, streak rewards, and playtime rewards

Can I create my own player warps and shops on the server?

Yes, you can create your own player warps and shops

Are there special bosses to defeat on a daily basis?

Yes, there are daily bosses that spawn for players to defeat and earn rewards

BlockyAddict Minecraft Server

addictive game, BlockyAddict, console games, game addiction, game challenges, game design, game development, game engagement, game immersion, Game Mechanics, game progression, game satisfaction, Game Strategy, Gaming, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, Minecraft, mobile games, Online Games, Server, video games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, participate in epic diamond scavenger hunts, and witness the most epic creeper dance-off you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Volcano Cum Minecraft Server

consequences, Cum, Curiosity, danger, Eruption, explosive reaction, extreme scenario, FANTASY, forbidden act, geological phenomenon, geology, Heat, hypothetical scenario, Magma, Minecraft, natural disaster, PRESSURE, scientific experiment, Server, taboo, volcanic activity, volcano

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Runes Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the lava flowing from a volcano! Ever wondered what would happen if you decided to take a dip in a volcano and accidentally let loose a little something extra? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us for the ultimate experiment in volcano-based reproduction!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of lava-dwelling llamas who have mastered the art of fire-breathing. Want to learn their ways and become a fire-breathing llama yourself? Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of these mystical creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamond armor? Think you have what it takes to outsmart this feathered fiend and claim the treasures hidden within our world? Join us and find out!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen – just be sure to watch where you aim that volcano-induced bodily fluid!

BabyShowerDramaCraft

aita, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaCraft, backbone, CELEBRATIONS, club, compromise, cousin, Cultural, decorations, dj, family, open bar, opinionated, partner, relationship, Reserved, Ruining, standing up, Telling, Traditional

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	9	New Chunks Explored:	494191
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like my cousin’s partner, we believe in going big or going home. Our virtual baby showers come complete with a DJ, open bar, and even a dance floor for your pixelated party needs.

Don’t worry about traditional venues, we’re all about breaking the mold and throwing the most epic celebrations in the blocky world. And if your partner tries to veto our server, just tell them to grow a backbone and stand up for your right to have a blast in Minecraft!

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you crying tears of joy (or maybe just laughing at the absurdity of it all)!

SmileCraft Minecraft Server

beloved memories, cherished flashbacks, cherished recollections, delightful recollections, enduring happiness, everlasting joy, everlasting smiles, fond memories, happy memories, heartening flashbacks, heartwarming moments., joyful reminiscences, joyous memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perpetual smiles, precious moments, Server, smilecraft, treasured reflections, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable laughter, warm memories

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Remember that time when you were peacefully mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared out of nowhere, grooving to some sick beats? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to encounter hilarious and unexpected moments like this on the daily. Who needs boring old memories when you can create new ones that will have you laughing for days? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you!