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CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

agent, aita, bills, CraftyParent, equity, Fight, free, gift, Granddaughter, Help, Housing, Mortgage, opportunity, Property, property taxes, Rent, retirement account, School, Son, Struggling, taking back offer, Townhouse, YARD

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8651	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magic Items Found:	2845
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!

CraftyUkrainianFun

border disputes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianFun, cross-border incidents, Damage, eastern europe, escalation, factory fire, Governors, Injuries, international relations, military actions, political turmoil, Russian border regions, security concerns, Tensions, territorial integrity, Ukrainian attacks, wound six

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Towns Built:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian attacks are just a normal tuesday event! we got explosions, fires, and chaos galore! who needs boring old peaceful servers when u can have a front row seat to all the action? plus, our governors are always on hand to give u the inside scoop on all the drama. join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in our russian border regions!

AlienSyncCraft

advanced civilizations, alien encounters, alien technology, aliens, AlienSyncCraft, Alternate Realities, Communication, cosmic mysteries, extraterrestrial life, frequencies, intergalactic travel, interstellar communication, outer space, parallel universes, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, Technology, time dilation, time perception, unknown beings

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2380	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got aliens, bro! like, for realz, these aliens are all up in our world, messin’ with our frequencies and stuff. they got transmitters and we got receivers and it’s all outta whack, man. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on dis server. come join us and see if u can communicate with the extraterrestrial homies. who knows, maybe they’ll teach u how to build a spaceship outta blocks or somethin’. so come on, join da madness and let’s get weird with dem aliens, yo!

Smelly SMP: No Resets, Lots of Fun, and a Slight Chance of Whiffy Shenanigans!

1.20.1, Bloodshed, borderlands, chance, custom origins, Discord, Fun, Griefing, java, killing, Lots, Minecraft, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, peace and love, Performance, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Shenanigans, slight, Smelly, smp, stealing, Stinky SMP, Whiffy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Mod	Origins mod with 61 custom origins

FAQs:

1. Can I appeal punishments?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals for true rulebreaks.

2. Is the server reset often?

No, there have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and will consider all ideas to improve the server.

4. How is player vs player interaction handled?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands allow for PvP and resource-rich areas with different rules.

5. How many custom origins are available?

There are roughly 61 custom origins available in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can also suggest new custom origins for review.

6. Where can I find more information about the server?

Check out our server page on Planet Minecraft and join our Discord server for updates and discussions.

SquidInk Minecraft Server

Anime, Community, COSPLAY, cute, FANART, Fandom, fellow, Gaming, hello, ink, inkcels, Inkling, inktober, inkv/a/de, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, splatoon, squid girl, SquidInk, tentacles

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Ahoy there, landlubbers and ink-squirters! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas! Join us on our server, where you can unleash your inner squid girl and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Inkv/a/de. Rumor has it that buried deep within the depths of our server lies a treasure so valuable, it can turn even the most hardened pirate into a blubbering mess. But beware, for the treasure is guarded by a giant squid boss that shoots ink like a fire hose!

But fear not, brave adventurers! With your trusty ink gun in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find love in the tentacles of a handsome octopus (hey, don’t judge, it’s a diverse server)!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Inkv/a/de and join us on the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your waterproof armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get squiddy!

HotDiggityCraft Minecraft Server

aegon, Aegon the Conqueror, dragons, Drama, FANTASY, fire and blood, game of thrones, George R.R. Martin, HBO, HotDiggityCraft, House of the Dragon, house targaryen, Iron Throne, long night, Minecraft, prequel, Server, seven kingdoms, targaryen, TV series, valyria, westeros, Winterfell

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

NoBrosAllowedMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brother-in-law, Communication Issues, coping with addiction, drug abuse, drug addiction, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, Family Support, NoBrosAllowedMC, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, substance abuse, tough love, uncomfortable living situation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crops Grown:	7257
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Farms Harvested:	704

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother-in-law on a drug-induced trip? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality just like my brother-in-law did. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.

With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, DATING, dating red flags, deal breakers, Minecraft, red flag behaviors, red flag checklist, red flag indicators, red flag signals, red flag signs, red flag warning signs, red flags, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, Relationship Red Flags, relationships, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	339151	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	141
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft dating scene? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll only find players with hearts of gold (or at least diamond). Our server is like a virtual dating paradise, where you can build your dream love nest with your special someone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its soulmate here. So why settle for less when you can find true love on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe right on happiness!

PixelPet Paradise

dream pet, exotic pet, fantasy pet, ideal pet, luxury pet, Paradise, perfect pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet choice, pet companionship., pet desires, pet dreams, pet expenses, pet fantasy, pet goals, pet happiness, pet love, pet ownership, pet wishlist, PixelPet, unlimited resources

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old pets like dogs and cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can have ANY pet you can dream of! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a pet unicorn that farts rainbows? We got you covered. Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest pets you can think of! Who needs a regular old dog when you can have a pet that can fly you to the moon and back? Join now and start your epic pet collection journey!

NukeCraft: Make UK Great Again!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is upside down and backwards, just like this headline! we got pigs flying and creepers dancing, it’s a total wacky world out there. and get this, our main quest is to turn the UK into the first Islamist country with nuclear weapons in minecraft! like, how crazy is that?! join us for some explosive fun and political intrigue, you won’t regret it!