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SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	New Chunks Explored:	272365
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Farms Harvested:	242	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	127	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Potions Brewed:	182
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4826
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4696	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	252	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	125
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!