Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends, playing pranks on unsuspecting players.
But that’s not all! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for the lava traps and TNT cannons – things can get explosive real quick.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event planned where you can ride a dragon through the Nether while blasting “Eye of the Ender” on jukeboxes. It’s gonna be lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
Join us for the ultimate controller-based FPS experience in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about those easy-peasy mouse and keyboard controls, it’s time to step up your game with a controller.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, though, he’s just looking for some friends to play with.
So come on down and join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world? Join now and let the fun begin!
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They may spit at you from time to time, but they sure know how to build an epic castle.
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers who have killer dance moves.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have bling-bling chickens?
4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers. Fly like a bat, swim like a dolphin, and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us today on Discord.
A: To join the server, please follow the instructions provided in our Discord server.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are outlined in our community guidelines in Discord.
A: Absolutely! We encourage players to record their gameplay and create content for our community.
A: Events are held regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained. Check our Discord announcements for upcoming event schedules.
Our server is home to the legendary Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited baked potatoes and engage in intense potato-themed PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you sacrifice a stack of potatoes at the altar of Kamala, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in finding rare ores.
But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Potato Bandit, a rogue player who steals potatoes from unsuspecting victims in the dead of night. Will you be able to catch them and bring them to justice, or will you fall victim to their potato plundering ways?
Join Communist Kamala today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning the true meaning of potatoes. Remember, in Communist Kamala, we all share the same potato-filled dreams!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the reason for these skyrocketing costs is because the evil Ender Dragon has been hoarding all the resources for herself. Will you be the hero to defeat her and bring balance back to our economy? Or will you just sit back and watch as chaos reigns supreme?
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the simplest things come with a hefty price tag. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!
Our server is like a virtual soap opera where you can relive all the drama of your past friendships. Did your ex best friend steal your diamonds and betray you? Well, now is your chance to get revenge in the most epic way possible – by building a giant statue of them out of TNT and blowing it up!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of your ex best friend’s house and watch as they try to sabotage it with lava and creepers. It’s a battle of wits and creativity that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new best friends along the way (just don’t steal their diamonds).
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.
Server Specs:
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
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| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 10GB (32 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking cows who tell the best jokes in the galaxy.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to compliment the llamas on their impeccable taste in pixelated spouses. 😉