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Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! Or how about participating in our daily llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots?
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we got this one dude, like, he was captured in pyongyang or something, and he was like, “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, man.” and we were like, “dude, that’s so cool.”
and then there was this other guy who was like, “i only know south korea has fewer mountains than this server.” like, what even is that supposed to mean? who cares, just join the server and have a blast, man. it’s gonna be lit.