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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, art, Community, controversial, doujinshi, fanfiction, FANTASY, fetish, Fiction, Japanese culture, Loli, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationships, Server, shota, shota x loli, social norms, taboo, underage

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	489406	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must ship shota x loli! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good forbidden romance between a young boy and girl in pixel form?

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own shota x loli love nest, complete with heart-shaped beds and matching outfits. Don’t worry, our moderators are experts at turning a blind eye to any questionable content, so you can let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure trove of shota x loli fan art, created by the most talented builders in the land. Will you be the one to uncover this forbidden treasure and bask in its glory?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your shota x loli fantasies come to life in the most outrageous way possible!

My Manager Is A Shitcoin Investor, He Has A Talk This Morning Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, career, Confrontation, cryptocurrency, Deceit, Investment, Investor, Manager, Manipulation, Minecraft, morning, morning meeting, office politics, professional behavior, Revenge, revenge tactics, sabotage, shitcoin, shitcoin investor, smp, strategy, Talk, unethical behavior, work, Workplace

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between players trying to sabotage each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

One time, a player’s manager was a notorious shitcoin investor and had a big presentation coming up. So, this player decided to take matters into their own hands and sabotage their manager’s talk by building a giant statue of a poop emoji right outside the meeting room. Needless to say, chaos ensued and the manager’s reputation was forever tarnished.

If you want to be part of a server where anything goes and no one is safe from pranks and shenanigans, then this is the place for you. Join us and let the madness begin!

Eat This First Minecraft Server

arrangement, Consumption, Culinary, Decision making, Dining, Eat, Etiquette, Food, Manners, Meal, mealtime, Minecraft, order of operations, organization, Planning, priority, proper, right order, sequence, sequence of events, Server, strategy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to eat a diamond pickaxe for breakfast? Go for it! How about a creeper sandwich for lunch? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where food and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious ways. So come join us and see if you can figure out the right order to eat these crazy concoctions!

Bored in the Movie Minecraft SMP

bad acting, bored, Boredom, Boring, Cops, Distracting, dull, emotionless, facial expressions, lackluster performance, Minecraft, monotonous, Movie, sleep-inducing, smp, SUICIDE, unconvincing, unengaging, unentertaining, unenthusiastic, unimpressed, uninspiring, uninteresting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6919

Are you tired of boring faces in movies making you want to sleep? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only distraction you’ll have is trying to survive the insane challenges we throw at you! Our players are so lively and entertaining, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, rumor has it that one of our admins once built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started attacking players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

What is the IP for The Game Theorists Minecraft Server?

Game, Minecraft, Server, theorists

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

The Game Theorists is a popular YouTube channel and online platform founded by Matthew Patrick in 2009. Known for their in-depth analysis and breakdowns of video games, pop culture, and internet phenomena, The Game Theorists have garnered a large following for their entertaining and educational content. They also have a sister channel called The Film Theorists, focusing on movies and TV shows. Through their videos, live streams, and podcasts, The Game Theorists have become a go-to source for gaming and entertainment analysis for millions of fans worldwide.

TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, ADMIN, Anarchy, banner, Cheats, Clans, classic, donated keys, donation, Donations, Dupe, Events, Fly, free, Free Admin, GIF, Grief, HACKING, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, op, Parkour, Pex, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, RIGHTS, Roleplay, Rubles, Survival, TrulyMine, Website, Weddings, ВЛАДЕЛЕЦ

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	8857
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Jump 10 blocks in parkour and get 10 donated keys

Hacking the admin /free

Admin Truly

Buy a cheap donation for 75 rubles and get a bunch of rights!

[Владелец] /op + pex (Access to any private)

https://www.trulymine.ru/

45.151.91.11

Albanian Americans Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

Are you tired of living in a world where Albanian-Americans are just a myth? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a thriving community of Albanian-Americans building epic structures and trading virtual baklava. Join us for a chance to experience the rich culture and heritage of Albanian-Americans, right in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knew pixels could be so patriotic?

The King of Games Minecraft SMP

Competitive Gaming, game tournaments, games, Gaming, gaming championships, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming innovations, Gaming Legends, gaming nostalgia, gaming technology, gaming trends, King, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, retro gaming, smp, strategy games, The King of Games, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Welcome to “The King of Games” SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be the ultimate Minecraft champion! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Our server is ruled by a wise and majestic llama named Sir Fluffington, who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Legend has it that he can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, making him the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraftia.

But don’t worry, Sir Fluffington is a fair and just leader who welcomes all players with open hooves. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, you’ll find a place to call home on our server. Just be prepared to face off against the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of poultry rebels who are hell-bent on causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

So come join “The King of Games” SMP and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft master. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “King of Games” and bask in the glory of llama royalty for all eternity!

Mogu Ghost Minecraft Server

Content Creator, Entertainment, female streamer, follow, Gaming, gaming content, ghost, Interactive, Live streaming, Minecraft, Mogu, MoguGhost, Online Community, online gaming, Server, Support, Twitch channel, Twitch Community, Twitch Gaming, twitch live stream, Twitch Stream, twitch streamer, video games, VividlyVivi

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by none other than VividlyVivi, the most electrifying Minecraft streamer in the universe. Follow her on Twitch for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet llama named Larry who spits fireballs at your enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get wacky!

All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP

abortion debate, abortionists, anti-abortion, anti-choice, babies in hell, blood on your hands, crimes against the unborn, eternal punishment, getting rid of babies, Heaven, Hell, Minecraft, moral implications, murdering babies, other place, Pro Life, pro-choice, religious beliefs, smp, unborn children, unborn fetuses

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	5229	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Farms Harvested:	665	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your moral compass? Look no further! Join our server where we take baby murder very seriously. Trust us, you do not want to experience the neverending inferno of hell for your crimes against the unborn. Those innocent fetuses will be chilling in heaven while you’ll be sweating it out in the other place. So if you think murdering babies is cool, think again before joining our server. There are no babies where you’re going, that’s for sure!