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U Mine Ko Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories.

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

ableism, arent, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, decision, Democracy, disability, discrimination, election, Government, insult, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, orange, orange retard, Political Correctness, Politics, Presidential election, retard, smp, Vote, Voting

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

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Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

4chan, anonymous posting, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Cuckette, forum, insults, internet culture, Irrelevant, meme, message board, Minecraft, Nice Try, offensive language, Online Community, online discussion, retard, Russo board, smp, TheCraftyCreeper, trolling, trolling culture

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

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Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

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CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

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LooxMax Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, AGGRESSIVE, bullying, Cruel, cyberbullying, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, LooxMax, looxmaxxxxing, mean, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, provoking, retard, Server, Taunting, unkind

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the looxmaxxxxing retards out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

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CrayonCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, CRAYON, CrayonCraft, Eating, funny, humor, internet culture, love, meme, Minecraft, odd, quirky, Random, retard, Server, silly, social media, strange, trend, Unique, viral, VT, weird

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a crayon-eating retard who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us on /vt/ (Very Tasty) server for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious shenanigans.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as our crayon-loving admin? We have regular events like “Crayon Hunt” where you have to scavenge the map for hidden crayons to win epic prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Crayon Eating Contest” and “Crayon Parkour” – guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

But the real reason to join our server is the sense of camaraderie you’ll feel with your fellow players. We may be a bunch of crayon enthusiasts, but we stick together like a pack of wild wolves (or should I say, wild crayon-eating wolves?). So come join us on /vt/ server for a crayon-filled adventure unlike any other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

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PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

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Tearmoon Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

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UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there – AZURE INSECURE! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild stories that will make you want to jump right in.

Picture this: you log into the server using your Microsoft Outlook account, but here’s the catch – you don’t even need a password! As long as you have access to your phone number or secondary email, you’re in. It’s like a secret backdoor entrance that only the true Minecraft pros know about. And if you’re feeling extra daring, go ahead and hit “forgot password” just for the thrill of it.

But wait, it gets even crazier. If you’re not a total noob, you’ll choose your secondary email as your method of authentication. Why? Because trying to hack into someone’s email is like trying to outsmart a monkey with a Rubik’s cube – impossible. And don’t even get me started on trying to neurolinguistically program the security behind someone’s phone number. It’s like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster ride through a jungle, then AZURE INSECURE is the server for you. Just remember, nothing is secure here – not even your sanity.

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BlameMyParentsMCServer

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Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

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CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

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VanillaBox SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES Minecraft server

The owner of the “VanillaBox SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES AND DONATES” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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FORSTONE Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian

FORSTONE – A unique griefer server on which you can build traps, griefer and just have a good time.

To play on the server you will need a regular MineCraft game client version 1.12.2 – 1.16.5.

To access the server, simply add our server IP to your MineCraft game client.

➜ Server IP: mc.FORSTONE.pw

> Our IP address: mc.FORSTONE.pw

> Online store: www.ForsTone.pw

> Discord server: discord.gg/K3x6HQ2gxT

> Technical support: vk.com/forstonetex

In order not to miss important information about updates, competitions and tournaments, subscribe to the group! Also click on the “recommend” button to share with your friends about the server.

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KidlessCraft

KidlessCraft, smp

TL:DR Hey there! Want a chill server with chill staff where you can build and hang with other chill people? JOIN US. We have our own hardware, districts, worlds and everything you could want!

KidlessCraft was founded in 2016 as a place for staff members of other servers to find a relaxing spot away from kids, and has since grown into a group of passionate staff members who want to create the best experience possible for other adults.

Recently in 2023 we have acquired our own server rack and are slowly growing out our community to games we love. We’d love for you to join us and help make our world even more unique!

We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

Server IP: mc.kidlesscraft.com

Server Website: http://www.kidlesscraft.com

Server Location: Central US

Game Play Type: SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty

Version: 1.20.4 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players can join us as well!)

Core Server Rules

-Be Respectful

-Be Ethical

-Use Common Sense

Features List:

Multiverse with worlds for: Creative mode, Adventure mode, Space builds, Pixel art builds, Minigame builds / game nights, Resource world.

Plugins include: AutomatedCrafting, BlueMap, ChatItem, Chests++, Citizens, CleanroomGenerator, CoreProtect, CraftBook, DiscordSRV, EssentialsX, Floodgate and MCGeyser, GriefPrevention, Gsit, HoverStats, McMMO, Multiverse, OpenAudioMC, OtherAnimalTeleport, Quests, Shopkeepers, SpectralDamage, Vehicles and Veinminer.

Datapacks include: Anti Enderman Grief, Armor Statues, Armored Elytra, Cauldron Concrete, Coordinates HUD, Custom Villager Shops, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, More Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Nullscape, Terralith, Timber, Trimmable Tools, Universal Dyeing, Unlock All Recipes, Wandering Trades and XP Management.

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Matrix PVP

matrix, PvP

MATRIXPVP.ORG players earn real USD rewards through their gaming progress. In our PVP, each kill translates to $0.001 of real USDwhile in our Parkour, players are compensated per checkpoint (up to 0.01$ per 25 blocks.

Join us in the thrill of competition and reap the rewards at Matrix PVP! Where Minecraft battles are electrifying and rewards are exclusive! Dive into intense 1v1 matchups in private arenas, where players can bet on their skills using our unique monetary system.

With easy withdrawal/deposit through DISCORD.

IP : MATRIXPVP.ORG

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NightCraft🌃

NightCraft, Other

⭐ NightCraft ⭐

NightCraft brings your Minecraft experience to the stars🤩 It is a friendly community what most people enjoys playing on 😇 It is a unique experience we got plenty of stuff to do here like finding meteorites☄️ in resource world🗿or going with a friendly PvP in the arena but if your more of an adventurer find and defeat the custom mobs🐑. We are a player based economy💶 with player shops🛍️ which makes the server economy perfect and balanced⚖️ even the new ones won’t get intimidated👍 Currently we are looking for staff👨‍💻 who can moderate everything happening here correctly❤️ Overall experience here it’s insane and hope we will see you here

If you wish to continue your journey in our server please complete this form replying to this message:)

Discord Name: Weakness in Minecraft: Favorite Building Style: Country: Age: Favorite things to do in your free time: Info about you:

*Please lemme know you applied by sending me a friend request on ".dannydev."(recommended) or "darkmaster10"

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MineClyde – Explosive Anarchy ツ Minecraft server

Mob Arena

Anarchy. What do you imagine when you hear this word? Personally, I – the devastation and chaos around, the lack of rules and norms of society. Everything is true, but not unconditionally. There are rules – of course, cheats are prohibited. Every player must understand that, first of all, you need to enjoy the game and everyone should have equal chances. In other aspects there will be no rules, do what you want: griefer, blow up, create, deceive, insult (but not parents, in the north they give pussy for that).

I hope I have given you a rough idea of the future of the server.

Thank you for staying with us and following the development of the project!)

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ProsperSMP

ProsperSMP, smp

This is a playing with viewers server! I stream regular and viewers can join! Join our friendly discord community and mature minecraft server!! https://discord.gg/prPU3WzSYx We are a chill gaming community that is looking for some fun players to join our community. We have a bunch of small streamers and encourage those in our server to do so. Feel free to join our discord where you can find all the necessary information to join the minecraft server!

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ρ𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙

Modded, ρ𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙
⫘⫘⫘⫘ρ𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙⫘⫘⫘⫘

Dark cataclysmic events have set players on a path to rediscover technology and embrace the sprawling expanse of magic, Penumbralcraft elevates the modded experience with factions PvP combined with the ultimate builders experience. The server is a rules-lite environment that doesn’t stifle the player, whether in faction versus faction wars or in a solo quest for dominance.

https://www.penumbralcraft.com/

Curseforge modpack – Penumbralcraft
```
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Recommended memory: 12Gb 
Minecraft version 1.20.1 
Forge is required: forge 47.2.17 
Java 17 required
```
🌌 Eldritch Exploration: Traverse a landscape altered by otherworldly forces. explore outer space. break through to horrific dimensions

🏗️ Extreme Engineering: Build grandiose edifices with industrial might. Craft gunpowder weaponry, assemble ominous airships, and construct daunting siege engines.

🔮 Arcane Power: Delve into the depths of magic where occult spells and forbidden sorcery reign. Extract energy from the living through the dark arts of Blood Magic or make deals with various factions for immense power.

🗡️ Creature Collection: Amass a formidable array of monstrous beings and constructs to establish and secure your dominion. Equip your hired minions and recruits or train your cosmic monsters.

Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
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HACKED THE SERVER Minecraft server

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Bedwars for you! Bedwars forever! Minecraft server

A server for real bedwars lovers. Only here will you truly understand what a game is!

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