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Epic Craft Realms 1.20.2

financial decision-making, impulse buying, retard, credit card, Craft

Yo, if you don’t have a credit card, you must be living under a rock or something. Like, come on, it’s 2021, get with the times, bro. But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta have a credit card. Why, you ask? Well, because only the coolest, most baller players have credit cards, duh. It’s like a secret club for all the high rollers in the Minecraft world. So if you wanna be part of the elite crew, whip out that plastic and get ready to game with the big boys. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is crazy, man.

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Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Biggest, biggest based retard, athlete, football controversy

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Murderous Dialogue Minecraft Server

dialogue focused, dialogue fun, retard, fun retard, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier adventures. Want to roleplay as a dialogue-focused character? Sure, go ahead! Want to be a murderous retard? Hey, we don’t judge!

Our server is like a never-ending soap opera with twists and turns at every corner. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next. From epic battles to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky Minecraft world!

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ID’s Minecraft Server Bonanza

IDs, Screenshots, BAITING, bonanza, Server

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale.

Imagine a world where griefers run amok, creating drama and chaos wherever they go. But fear not, for our server has the ultimate solution – ID’s! That’s right, with unique identifiers for each player, we can finally put an end to samefagging, falseflagging, and all-around retard behavior.

But that’s not all! We also offer a special board split for those who prefer a more peaceful experience. Join /vtg/ – vtuber generals for actual vtuber discussion without the drama. Plus, smaller generals can thrive in this slower-paced environment.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero we need to defeat the griefers once and for all! Join now and let the hilarity ensue.

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Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

smp, attention seeking, apology tour, Rachel Zegler, narcissist

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

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CuckCraft Minecraft Server

cuck, pro Israel, Identity, tattoo, History

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have players with deus vult tattoos who don’t even know what the crusaders were about! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between pro-Israel cucks and players who think they’re crusaders but are actually just confused. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out! Plus, our community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come on, join us and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, RAM, obsolete machine, smp, windows 7

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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Subculture Minecraft Server

(subculture), Outsider, “Youth, Rebellion, Server

Are you tired of being a basic chud in Minecraft and want to join a subculture that will make all the other players jealous? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace your true self.

Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.

Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!

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U Mine Ko Minecraft SMP

EXPECTING, posits, Extend, insane backstory, INSANE

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories.

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

ableism, controversy, Candidate, orange, Campaign

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

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