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Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7245	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Murderous Dialogue Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4621
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier adventures. Want to roleplay as a dialogue-focused character? Sure, go ahead! Want to be a murderous retard? Hey, we don’t judge!

Our server is like a never-ending soap opera with twists and turns at every corner. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next. From epic battles to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky Minecraft world!

ID’s Minecraft Server Bonanza

advertising, BAITING, boardsplitt, bonanza, Clips, Constructive, Discussing, disrupt, Drama, falseflagging, filter, IDs, Minecraft, retard, samefagging, Screenshots, Server, ShitStirring, slower generals, trolling, twitter, VT, vtg, vtuber discussion

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1719	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale.

Imagine a world where griefers run amok, creating drama and chaos wherever they go. But fear not, for our server has the ultimate solution – ID’s! That’s right, with unique identifiers for each player, we can finally put an end to samefagging, falseflagging, and all-around retard behavior.

But that’s not all! We also offer a special board split for those who prefer a more peaceful experience. Join /vtg/ – vtuber generals for actual vtuber discussion without the drama. Plus, smaller generals can thrive in this slower-paced environment.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero we need to defeat the griefers once and for all! Join now and let the hilarity ensue.

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, controversy, crusaders, cuck, CuckCraft, cultural appropriation, debate, deus vult, extremism, History, Identity, ignorance, knowledge, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, pro Israel, Religion, retard, Server, Stereotypes, tattoo

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have players with deus vult tattoos who don’t even know what the crusaders were about! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between pro-Israel cucks and players who think they’re crusaders but are actually just confused. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out! Plus, our community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come on, join us and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Subculture Minecraft Server

“Youth, (subculture), acceptance, alternative lifestyle, belonging, Chud, counterculture, fitting in, Identity, Individuality, Joined, Minecraft, nonconformity, Outsider, peer pressure, Rebellion, retard, Self-expression, Server, Social Group, societal norms, wish

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of being a basic chud in Minecraft and want to join a subculture that will make all the other players jealous? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace your true self.

Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.

Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!

U Mine Ko Minecraft SMP

backstory, compassion, Expectation, EXPECTING, Extend, humor, INSANE, insane backstory, love, Maniac, Minecraft, posits, R07, Readers, retard, smp, Story, umineko, Understand me please, Without love it cannot be seen

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories.

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

ableism, arent, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, decision, Democracy, disability, discrimination, election, Government, insult, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, orange, orange retard, Political Correctness, Politics, Presidential election, retard, smp, Vote, Voting

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Meteorites Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

SpearCraft: Alien History

Alien, Alien Civilizations, alien technology, Ancient Weapons, BUILD, Combat, design, Effectiveness, extraterrestrial civilizations, History, hunting tools, long tail tags, primitive technology, Simplicity, spear design, spear use, SpearCraft, Spears, Use, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9532
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

PixelMods

Curseforge, Download, Economy, FTB, MCMMO, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelMods, Pixelmon, PvE, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Animals Bred:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

pixelmon.pixel-mods.com

Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

Adult, Bingo, Chaos, Custom Crates, EV Training, Friendly, Gym Leaders, LGBTQ, Modded, Owned, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Hunts, Pokebags, Pokedex, Raids, Rewards, Server, Side, Spleef Events, stay, Wondertrade

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	136	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crops Grown:	9346	Zombie Dances:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

Gay Craft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Authenticity, Confidence, courage, Craft, empowerment, equality, Gay, Invisibility, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, rejection, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

aita, BackroomBuddies, Backrooms.., child safety, Confrontation, Customer, danger, Employee, grocery store, irresponsible, Minecraft, negligence, parenting, policy, Retail, rules, safety regulations, Server, supervision, unauthorized access, Walmart, warehouse, whipped cream

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crops Grown:	4914
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Conflict, Decision making, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Drugs, family, forgiveness, friendship, hysterectomy, infertility, Lies, loyalty, Property, Rehab, relationships, Social Group, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ProfessionJokez, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

companions, coping with loneliness., Craft, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness awareness, loneliness community, loneliness counseling, loneliness discussion, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness quotes, loneliness resources, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness therapy, loneliness tips, LonelyCraft, mental health, self-care

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2718	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!