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White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mines Excavated:	3207
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1298	Zombie Dances:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ores Mined:	9256
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Divine Spears Created:	23

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	4865	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	184
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Crops Grown:	1530
Votes:	7999	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!