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HangryCraft

Allowance, Communication, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family meals, favoritism, financial responsibility, food budgeting, HangryCraft, household expenses, mealtime traditions, money management, parenting, sibling relationships, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, summer jobs, teenage independence

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Potions Brewed:	158
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of dealing with favoritism accusations in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, except for the pigs – they get all the carrots! Our server is a place where stepdaughters can finally get the job opportunities they deserve, like being the official shoe designer for all the villagers. Plus, we have a special Thursday lunch tradition where everyone orders their own food and eats together, because who needs to agree on one meal when you can have it all? So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – unless you want to trade some drama llamas, then we’re all ears!

CreepyCraft SMP: Spooky Encounters

BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, ENCOUNTERS, Experience, Ghostly, hair-raising, Haunted, Mysterious, Paranormal, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, Terrifying, unexplained, unsettling, weird

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Oh man, let me tell you about this one time on our Minecraft SMP. So, I was out mining for diamonds when suddenly I heard this eerie whispering sound. I turned around and saw a group of baby zombies wearing top hats and monocles, dancing around a campfire while singing show tunes. It was the creepiest and most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. We have secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks out of its beak every hour on the hour.

If you want to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, then you definitely need to join our SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CreeperConfess

awkward situations, CreeperConfess, cringe-worthy moments, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments at parties, embarrassing moments at school, embarrassing moments at work, embarrassing moments in childhood, embarrassing moments in front of crush, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing moments in public, embarrassing moments on dates, embarrassing moments on social media, embarrassing moments with family, embarrassing moments with friends, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, social mishaps

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the most embarrassing moments are celebrated like national holidays.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up, sending your items flying everywhere. But instead of feeling embarrassed, you’ll be cheered on by the entire server for your epic fail.

Or how about the time you accidentally hit a pig with your sword instead of a zombie? Don’t worry, on our server, that pig will become a legendary hero and lead the charge against the undead hordes.

So if you’re ready to embrace your most embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph, join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride!

FlightOfFoolsCraft

#authorities, Airplane, arrest, border, Capture, cartel leader, crime syndicate, drug cartel, drug trafficking, el chapo, extradition, Flight, FlightOfFoolsCraft, Guzman Lopez, leader capture, mexico, Properties, Son, Trick, US, Zambada

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

come join our minecraft server where we trick players onto flights to epic adventures across the border! we captured the leader of a cartel by pretending to show him properties in mexico, imagine the crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! build your own cartel empire or work with authorities to take down the bad guys, the possibilities are endless! join now for a wild ride unlike any other minecraft server out there!

ExhaustedCraft

collapse, death, DÉPART, depleted, drained, Dying, End.., ExhaustedCraft, exhaustion, Experience, expire, FATIGUE, FINAL, pass away, Peace, Release, Relief, Relieving, REST, tired, worn out

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where dying of exhaustion is a RELIEVING experience! yep, u heard me right. our server is so intense that when u finally collapse from exhaustion, u will feel like u just won the lottery.

but wait, there’s more! we have unicorns roaming the land, shooting rainbows out of their butts. yep, u read that right too. not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the bling bling u will have with that!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. who needs boring old survival mode when u can have unicorns, diamond chickens, and the most epic exhaustion deaths of ur life? let’s get this party started!

MagicLand SMP v1

Active, Adventure, balkan, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12

MagicLand SMP v1 is a Balkan server with many unique plugins! Come in and have fun!! . . . .

195.200.15.15:28011

Thrilland

Community, Discord, Farming, Jobs, Minecraft, Ranks, Server, Shop, Survival, Thrilland

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Servidor survival 1.20.4 Join us and enjoy with us https://discord.gg/FmtvaDE7uY

Ranks, shop, jobs… If you like farming this will be your server

mc.thrilland.es

Over The Hill Gamers: SMP – Where ‘vanilla’ really means they forgot the mods…sigh.

Adults, BUILD, Discord, Farms, Forgot, Game, Gamers, Hardware, HILL, Join, Means, Message, Minecraft, mods…sigh, Older, Players, respectful, Server, skill levels, smp, Technical, Vanilla, welcomed

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	It’s a small SMP server comprised of respectful older adults. I have gone white-listed to prevent random griefing.
Online Players	3-8 online at a given time
Hardware	Recently upgraded to handle a few more players
Game Version	Java 1.21
Features	No PVP, No mods for technical gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join by sending a message and requesting the discord info.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules against griefing, stealing, and being disrespectful to other players.

Q: What type of gameplay is encouraged on the server?

A: Building, creating farms, and enjoying the game in a friendly environment.

Q: Are players of all skill levels welcome?

A: Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: While it’s geared towards older adults, age is not a restriction as long as players are respectful.

KweenCraft Minecraft Server

activism, black kween, black womanly excellence, CONVINCING, election, equality, exemplar, family, KweenCraft, MAGNIFICENT, Minecraft, neighbors, president, Real white men, Remaking Manhood, Server, social justice, Status, upcoming election, Vote, white friends, Worship

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Enchantments Applied:	160	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Potions Brewed:	32	Mines Excavated:	4081
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Votes:	7690
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a black kween who has been elected as president by real white men who know what’s up! Join us and bask in the glory of this magnificent exemplar of black womanly excellence as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually located on a secret island where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are afraid of players. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show your support for our fabulous president! #BlackKweenForPresident #MinecraftMadness

Hello, I’m a (female) block-breaking addict that generally avoids socializing – Minecraft SMPQueen

addict, Adult, AVOIDS, blockbreaking, domming, explicit, fat, female, fetish, generally, goon, Gore, hairy, insects, kinks, Kinky, Limits, Minecraft, porn addict, Roleplay, showering, SMPQueen, snuff, socializing, Switch, taboo, Virgin

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is where all the madness happens! We’ve got players with unique interests, like a self-proclaimed porn addict who’s into the wildest kinks you can imagine. And hey, if you’re a virgin with NO limits, you might just be the perfect match for them! Join us for some outrageous adventures and see where the insanity takes you. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in the most unexpected of places!