Join us if you wanna be part of this epic battle of the maple leaf vs the stars and stripes, where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against our enemies. Plus, we got free poutine for all new members and a secret stash of Tim Hortons coffee hidden somewhere in the server.
So come on, eh? Join us and show America that Canada ain’t to be messed with, and maybe even make some new friends along the way, eh?
| Server Name | Cobblemon |
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| IP | Not Provided |
| Version | Custom Modpack |
| Player Count | Approximately 10 active players |
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Cobblemon is a private Minecraft server created by Flwx11 to bring together experienced and passionate players in a friendly community.
To join the server, you need to fill out a small form to ensure compatibility with the community values. If accepted, you will receive the necessary resources to connect.
The server features a custom modpack with various mods for an enhanced gameplay experience. Additionally, there are regular events and a focus on trust-based gameplay.
The server is designed for mature and experienced players, ideally 18 years and older.
If you are interested in joining the passionate and close-knit community of Cobblemon, feel free to contact Flwx11 for more information.
While Cobblemon is not the Star Academy modpack, it does have similar mods that enhance gameplay.
Fill out the form to join: Join Cobblemon
Contact: Flwx11
Step right up, brave souls, to the realm where hydration is for the weak! Here at WATER IS A LIE, we delve deep into the turbid waters of respect, rebellion, and bewildering traditions! Are you ready to mine your morals in a world governed by chaos? One sip of H2O could cost you your sanity! Welcome to our bizarre server where a class of students must — under the austere gaze of their teacher — abstain from drinking water for hours, but YOU can join the revolution!
| Feature | Description |
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| Parched Pioneers | Only the strongest will survive the desert of respect! |
| Hydration Hurdles | Navigate an obstacle course littered with banned waters. |
| The Great Debate | Engage in fiery discussions on respect versus rebellion in the world of Minecraft—who will fall to the “logic” of the Oppressor? |
Rumors circulate of an ancient structure hidden in the depths called the Well of Madness. Many who dare approach speak of its thirst-quenching powers—only accessible by those who reject common sense! Beware the ominous forty-eight hour cooldown.
"Bro, I joined and instantly forgot how to drink water. It’s like my Minecraft avatar is part of the fasting now!" – Submerged and Scared (a.k.a the water ghost)
"I thought it was a joke until I saw the teacher’s face. Brutal." – Hydrophobe Instincts
Q: Why would anyone not drink water for two hours? A: Ah, but why drink water when you can drink discontent?
This server has been banned in twelve alternate dimensions! Experts suggest the ban was due to plot twists involving existential dread and water scarcity. Join us now, and may your pixels remain parched!
Dare to transcend the ordinary? Dive into the WATER IS A LIE Server and submit yourself to the thirst! Think you can handle the "pressure" of abstinence? Only the most devoted (or delirious) can rise to the challenge! Bring your friends, or gather up the scattered remnants of your sanity—who needs clarity when you can have chaos?
Join us today before the water brigade arrives! Will you drink deeply of the absurd, or remain in the shallow end of respect? Take the plunge and redefine your relationship with hydration… here on WATER IS A LIE!***
Not only that, but on our server, you can ride unicorns made of rainbow blocks and shoot fireballs from your eyeballs! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest treasures in the land, guarded by a dragon who loves to play fetch with TNT.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken on a trampoline while juggling flaming swords. So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
Are you ready to dive into the unpredictable whirlpool of madness that is our Minecraft server? Here, reality bends, laughter echoes, and existential dread looms like a poorly rendered Enderman. Welcome to a land where water balloons are not just toys; they are the weapons of a somber celebration not yet upon us. Buckle up; the splash zone is hazardous!
In a world where people throw literal weighty emotional baggage (and also water balloons), we carve our own path through chaos! Our community believes that disconnect is just a splash away. What happens when the barriers of civility are breached? Nothing, because they were never there to begin with! So why wait for Holi? Let’s soak ourselves in an unseasonable deluge of blue-wrapped chaos, all while pondering life’s deep questions:
| Feature | Description |
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| Balloon Battles | Engage in epic confrontations over not-so-important documents! Dive behind walls and strategize your next sodden ambush. |
| Mom’s Door of Accountability | Knock, knock! Only the bold shall confront the authority figures of balloon warfare! |
| Concealed Hydration | Craft and conceal water balloons as a form of passive-aggressive rebellion! Why just drink water when you can launch it? |
| Holi-or-Not Festival Madness | Celebrate the joy of arbitrary holidays! Let’s throw our calendars out the window in a chaotic display of confusion! |
Q: Why can’t I bring my important documents? A: You didn’t think this was a conventional server, did you? Your documents are just a ploy of the hydrophobic elite!
Q: Is this server banned in any real-life countries? A: Was it? Ask your local water balloon trafficking ring! 🙃
Q: Can I make peace with the balloon-throwing child? A: Peace is just a mirage behind the wet veil of conflict. Why reconcile when you can splash?
Rumor has it that this server exists to distract players from the real battle: the ongoing war between Wet and Dry. Are you a Wet Warrior ready to rain down terror, or a Dry Provocateur plotting from the shadows? Either way, the decision is yours, but we won’t tell you how deep the rabbit hole goes!
"I came for the mining, stayed for the unexpected soaking! Never knew how empowering an errant water balloon could be!" — Distressed Dan (probably not a plant 😏) "This place makes no sense, but that’s precisely why I keep coming back. Is that kid still throwing balloons?" — Confused Consumer
Beware, bold travelers! For entering this realm could result in:
Dare you to step into the chaotic waters of our server? Embrace the absurd, challenge the norms, and prepare yourself to question all of your life choices. Join us, and remember: it’s not just a game—it’s a splashtacular journey into the unidentified. We’re all mad here, and the water balloons only make it wetter!
Are you in, or are you just going to stand there getting soaked from the sidelines? Choose wisely!
OKAY GUYS, listen up and buckle in because I’ve got a wild ride of a Minecraft SMP for you that’s gonna blow your pixelated minds. Think like, if a cow and a dragon had a baby, and that baby wore a top hat and sipped tea – THAT’S the kind of vibe we’re talking about here.
First of all, you want insane character traits? We’ve got ‘em in SPADES, fam! Like, you’ll respect your fellow players just because one of them is rumored to have survived the Great Creeper Explosion of ’22 where two entire biomes got memed into oblivion! LEGEND has it he composed a 12-hour opera about it called "Creeper Blues." You think that’s not respect? Get outta here with that negativity!
And then there’s Jerry. Oh boy, Jerry. This dude once built a rollercoaster that literally circumnavigated the entire planet of Minecraft while simultaneously fighting off a herd of rabid llamas. He didn’t just build a rollercoaster – nah, he literally harnessed the power of the sun and combined it with CREEPY e-girl vibes to create a biome where crystals grow and sing Taylor Swift when you stand too close. YAS QUEEN! Who wouldn’t respect that level of epicness?
ALSO, and I can’t stress this enough, THIS SERVER HAS A SECRET DISCO CLUB hidden within a massive underwater cave. I mean, it’s LIT. You put on some enchanted armor, jump through a portal, and suddenly you’re in a dance-off with a bunch of dolphins and a couple of very confused squids. All while listening to the greatest hits of 1990’s boy bands. 😂 Who can say no to solving the mystery of the disco squid?
Ever heard of the GOBLIN WAR of 2023? If you haven’t joined us, you’re straight-up missing out! We organized an army of BREAD (yes, bread) to battle against an army of literally nothing because they couldn’t get through the door! And then we had a weekly meeting to see who would win ROTFL! You better believe everyone left that meeting respectful of each other’s pure unadulterated nonsense.
Did I mention the enchanted potato that grants wishes? Yeah, rumor has it if you can find it, you can wish for the ability to fly or, like, a lifetime supply of cake. CAKE! I mean, who wouldn’t respect someone who’s spinning in circles in the sky yelling about cake on their coveted flying potato wings?
In summary: Join us to witness majestic dragon battles, cheese-building contests, and fearlessly mobbing the non-existent end dimension while wearing a ridiculous hat made out of obsidian and definitely not channeling that inner respect! Hop on in, come be a part of this glorious chaos; LETS MAKE SOME MEMES, BRO! 🍕🤪
| Server Features: |
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| • 24/7 uptime |
| • Near vanilla experience |
| • AFK farming allowed |
| • Nether roof access |
| • QOL plugins installed |
If you are interested in joining, please fill out this form here and the server owner will reach out via Discord to complete the onboarding process.
| FAQ Questions | FAQ Answers |
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| Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old? | No, the server requires players to be 25 years or older. |
| Are there any specific playtime requirements? | No, there are no specific playtime requirements. Players are encouraged to play at their own pace. |
| Can I build my own structures and explore freely? | Yes, players have the freedom to explore, build, and create in the world. |
| Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server? | No, griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PVP is strictly prohibited. |
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
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| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Are there whitelist confirmations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | I do all the whitelisting myself, so it can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Quite a few people have joined the server without filling the entry form. You will not be whitelisted if you don’t do it, so make sure you complete it! |
| How big is the server? | The server has a fairly small community, but I’m trying to get it larger and more active! |
| What are the server’s open hours? | The server is open 24/7. We have people from around the world, so no matter what your time zone is you can still play. |
| What’s the allowed age range? | I allow people of all ages on the server, but you are expected to behave maturely no matter how old you are. |
Step into a world where reality is but a mere suggestion, and the clutches of family approval turn into the ferocious gears of an interdimensional motorcycle! Buckle up; it’s time to ride into the absurd!
Are you tired of the chaotic tangles of family dynamics? Do your parents think you’re just a lazy avatar in the game of life? Here, in our pixelated dimension, we blend the raw angst of living under parental scrutiny with the chaotic thrill of Minecraft’s blocky landscapes.
| Element | Description |
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| 🚨 Mandatory Motorbike Madness | Forget your schoolwork; the only thing you need is a virtual bike in an endless race against your family’s expectations! |
| 🔮 Reality-Bending Parent Traps | Navigate traps set by YOUR OWN PARENTS that come alive, from helicopter-parent speed bumps to dramatic misunderstandings! |
| 🛠️ Inception of Chaos | Craft high-speed bikes made of emotional baggage and existential dread! |
| 📅 Time Loop Appointments | Every time you think you’ve canceled a commitment, the game resets, and you’re right back at the starting line! |
"It’s a trap! I thought I was just racing, but it turned into a family therapy session!" – Confused Player #1
"Every lap is a reminder of my inadequacies—thanks, Dad!" – Traumatized Racer #2
"I signed up for a motorcycle lesson, now I’m stuck in a surrealist driving school!" – Nihilistic Racer #3
Long ago, in a dimension not governed by the laws of decency, players discovered the existence of the Enigmatic Paternal Council. This council, composed of overbearing parents from multiple realms, meets to craft intricate schemes that ensnare their unsuspecting offspring like moths to a sinister flame. Beware—every turn you take may uncover a hidden truth about why you’re really here!
Q: Can I just ignore my parents and ride anyway? A: Riding without parental approval opens the gates of existential dread. Select wisely—choose between chaos or further silencing!
Q: What happens if I crash into my family’s expectations? A: The universe unravels, revealing layers of psychological truth no player is prepared for!
Q: Are these family dynamics mandatory? A: Only if you want to taste the bittersweet flavor of rebellion with a side of strained relationships!
Dare you venture into a server where every block you place may crumble under the weight of family expectations? A motorcycle, an endless race, and parents’ whispered approval await you!
Join us now and embrace the chaos! It’s never too late to lose your freedom in spectacular, pixelated style. Remember, here, each ride is just a speed bump away from a revelation…or disaster.
Join the Realm of Paternal Torque—where paranoia meets pixelated power! 🏍️💨
CivClassic Server Info
CivClassics is a cool server where you can do whatever you want. Humanity wasn’t held back, so why should you be?
Start a group, take over the world, chill out, start a religion, or be the boss – No rules, no limits.
Join in on humanity’s best game: Civilization.
mc.civclassic.com
CivCraft
Civcraft is a cool survival server where you can make towns and stuff. They just updated to 1.16 and have a bunch of custom features. They have a Towny War System that’s fun and fair. They also have mini-games in beta. Check them out at civcraft.cc!
civcraft.cc
FUNLAND III
Hey gamers! Are you ready for some epic fun in Minecraft Version 1.9.1? Join FUNLAND III for exciting rides and all sorts of cool stuff. Don’t forget to invite your friends to come along and enjoy the fun land together! 🎮🎉
Get ready to have a blast at FUNLAND III!
fun_landIII.aternos.me
TechCraft
TechCraft is a cool Minecraft server with lots of game modes like Creative, Skyblock, and Survival. They want everyone to have fun and feel safe playing together. Join now at play.techcraft.me and enjoy!
play.techcraft.me
IceCraft Server Information
Welcome to IceCraft, a Minecraft server that has been around since November 2010. It started as a survival server but has grown into something much bigger. Now, players can enjoy survival, creative, and skyblock worlds on both Bedrock and Java editions. With carefully chosen plugins, IceCraft offers a unique and fun experience for all players. Check out our website and Discord server for more info!
Join us today and start your Minecraft adventure on IceCraft!
play.icecraft-mc.eu
VanillaMc Server Information
Hey there, are you ready to start surviving on VanillaMc? Join our friendly and cozy community for an almost pure vanilla experience! We need your help to grow this server, so invite your friends and let’s make it even better together. Who knows, we might even add a new gamemode in the future! Stop hesitating and start playing with us now.
188.165.54.162:25573
| Key Features | Story-Driven Roleplay, Player-Driven Kingdoms, PvP with Purpose, Land Claiming & Protection, Custom Mechanics, Dynamic World Generation, Community Focused, Bedrock Compatible, No Cracked Minecraft |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Immersive storytelling, building and governing kingdoms, purposeful PvP combat, land protection, survival tweaks, RPG elements, dynamic biomes |
| Community Aspects | Welcoming and non-toxic environment, cross-platform play, legitimate accounts only |
| Discord | Join the Discord |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is PvP allowed? | Yes, but it must be part of the story. |
| Can I protect my builds from griefing? | Yes, through land claiming and protection mechanisms. |
| Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition? | Yes, you can play with friends across Java and Bedrock. |
| Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed? | No, only legitimate accounts are permitted. |
Kitrealm Server Info
Apply to join Kitrealms here
Kitrealms is a cool Vanilla Private server where you can play without any cheats. They only have a few plugins to stop bad stuff. To join, just fill out the form on their website.
Rules are simple: no cheating or being mean. If you hack, you’ll get kicked out. So, don’t ruin the fun for others!
If you want to help, you can donate here. And if you see someone cheating, report them here.
Got banned by mistake? You can ask to come back here.
Join their Discord here for events and bug reports.
kitrealms.net
Nodigs Minecraft Server
An old server is back! Join the fun and be part of our small community. Build your own town with Factions, bring your pals, start fights, conquer land, and build your kingdom.
Server IP: Nodigit.us.to or Miner.us.to
Plugins: Factions, GriefPrevention, MassiveCore, LongerDays
Come join the adventure!
Nodigit.us.to
SwissKnife
We are a 1.15.2 survival server. The server is pretty new and we have around 5 active players and lots of other players.
142.44.253.165:25587