Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.
Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!
Nerdcrafteria is the official Minecraft server by Nerdfighters, for Nerdfighters!
Players work together to create a fun environment with multiple worlds including a main world, resource world, survival, skyblock, and creative worlds.
Owned by Hank Green of Vlogbrothers and founded in September 2012. Focus on promoting a fun family gaming environment and raising money for The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck.
Experimental Features Enabled – Early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers!
Server Specs and Performance
Processor: Ryzen 9 5950x
RAM: 10 Gigabytes
Location: New Jersey
Server Rules
Be Mature
Respect other server members
No stealing or griefing
No NSFW, racism/xenophobia/general hatred
No mods that give an unfair advantage
Inactivity
FAQ
Question
Answer
When will XMC officially open?
XMC will officially open on Friday, May 24.
How can I apply to join the server?
Join our Discord server and run the command “/apply” in any channel to receive the application form. Fill out the form and submit it. An admin will then review your application.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?
Yes, there are several rules including being mature, respecting other members, no stealing or griefing, no inappropriate content, no unfair advantage mods, and notifying if you plan to be inactive for a period of time.
What server-side mods are used on XMC?
XMC uses a variety of server-side mods to tweak things, but nothing that breaks vanilla compatibility. Everything that works on a vanilla server will work here.
Is there a testing server available for players?
Yes, there is a testing server available for players to try out some builds before the official opening of XMC.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because we have a Latvian janitor on board! But be warned, if you start talking about Latvia, he might just ban you for disrespecting his homeland. Join our server for a wild ride of cultural clashes and janitorial drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join now for a chance to see the janitor in action and maybe even learn a thing or two about Latvia!
Join our Minecraft server and find out what Sgt Lujan really thinks of Gen Patton! Will they team up to take down creepers together or will they engage in an epic PvP battle to settle their differences? The only way to know for sure is to log on and witness the drama unfold in pixelated glory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players can ride pigs into battle while wearing diamond armor made from unicorn tears. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.
Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and ride on the backs of ender dragons. Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks to add to his collection.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered fiend?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t talk to Anon in school about it. We don’t need any weird rumors spreading…
Are you tired of dealing with toxic masculinity in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server and we’ll re-educate those manly men into respectful gentlemen who know how to treat women right.
Our server is like a boot camp for dudes who need a lesson in respect. We’ll have them mining diamonds for their female counterparts, building beautiful structures to show their appreciation, and even writing love poems in the chat.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Damsel in Distress” where players have to rescue a princess from a tower (spoiler alert: the princess saves herself because she’s a boss).
So come join us and help us create a Minecraft world where toxic masculinity is a thing of the past and chivalry is alive and well. Let’s show those boys how it’s done!
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server!
The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.
Community
We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.
Respect
We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.
How To Join
We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet all kinds of interesting characters, including a boyfriend from Portugal who just so happens to be a neo-conservative! Join us for some wild adventures as we navigate through Europe and battle against liberal mobs. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle like the one mentioned above! So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, no funny business with your boyfriend or you might end up with some unexpected consequences!
A fun network server offering pvp, kitpvp, and void11. We have a team of dedicated staff to ensure that you enjoy your time at KyotoCraft Network. We also have a team of hardworking developers to make sure that your experience doesn’t feel left out or plain.
Pixelmon Reforged Server. Features a custom Tower Challenge system offering great rewards when beaten. Shiny starters, 2x Shiny rate, reward system for the Pokedex, grief prevention, and much more!
ThunderTown is a Minecraft network that has two modalities available so far, which are boxpvp and survival, however little by little we will be adding more modalities within the server as well as skywars, bedwars, skyblock among other known modalities and/or popular in the minecraft community.
ZivvoZia Has KitPvP, Factions and 10 player limit so you don’t get teamed up by 300 other people at the same time
Mods:
Optifine, Minimap mods or any mods that don’t make an advantage over the other players.
We are currently in Whitelist and Beta, we have McMMO, Minaturepets aswell as Epicspawners and so many other fun plugins.
We plan to add so much more in the future, if you want to join us and come along for the ride, please stop by the discord channel and ask to be whitelisted. 😀
A new and rising skyblock server, with custom spawner stacking, a more challenging shop, so you have to craft more often than just buy, and a friendly staff team that are willing to help with whatever questions you have.
The server is currently fresh and in Season 3 where you can embark on a new journey and start fresh like others!. There is a system in our server which makes our server unique known as contracts to inquire more you can join our discord server at https://discord.gg/ZJfYuDpMBC . JOIN NOW!!!!